There's no shortage of love for Street Fighter 4 here at DToid. I'm sure those of us with significant others aren't completely free of the sin of neglecting said partner to get a good match in now and then. Linda is acutely aware of this . . . and she's not gonna take it anymore. I'm not 100% sure if this is serious or not. It seems too blown out to be real; however, it is friggin' hilarious. Enjoy.
Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm off to play with my "street fighter tournament keypad arcade mode."