Before all you fan boys start lining up to hack me up with text, allow me to explain myself:

*sigh* Many fan boys and Nu-Metal lovers will be jerking off over how good it (IT, being the NEW Zero Punctuation) sounds and looks, however I for one am very pissed off. One of my favorite things about Yahtzee's works was having to work out the connection of between the game review and the choice of song. And I always thought that he was very clever in how he did it. I pissed myself laughing at the start of the Turok review when I heard the Jurassic Park theme come blearing out of my speakers, and he hadn't even started to review yet.

This seems to be the way of the world from what I have picked up from this and many other events such as what happened with such bands as Metallica, Pantera (who rectified their sell out fuck up by releasing The Great Southern Trendkill), Limp Bizkit and many other bands who sell out because the powers that be, tell them to:

Phase 1- An individual or group of individuals create something great

And so opens the a new chapter for man-kind. Something is created which many people start to enjoy and follow, creating a minority, a trend, a following and sometimes...an army. This is a short period of time, where the people who enjoy these workings think of them as their own private little finding and treasure because it is not mainstream and not every fuckwit is raving about it. This happened with Metallica before LOAD and 'The Black Album', Pantera before their singles Walk and This Love started to get played by every dickcheese under the sun and also Limp Bizkit pretty much before Significant Other hit the shelves and started to get played by every 13 year old in every street. I compare what is happening to Yahtzee to what happens to music because I see the exact same thing happening. When Yahtzee was first brought to my attention, it was just before the fuckwit collective that is The Escapist decided they wanted to cash in on his skills and in turn, give him cash. Fair go, I was happy for Yahtzee, just as long as they didn't fuck with his creativity to which I have an example of below:

One of the first reviews by Yahtzee before sellout collection day:


Phase 2 - Somebody or some people with cash decide to buy in with doller signs in eyes:

Blah, Blah, Blah...The Escapist watched Yahtzee's stuff, liked it, didn't want to rip it off because NOBODY EVER COULD, and decide they are going to buy in. Yahtzee accepts, as anybody who makes videos for Youtube and get paid nothing for, would. Good, I wanted him to be rewarded for his greatness, and so did many other people. It would also give him great exposer which is great. Nothing changed so far...

The SS Sellout Boat I didn't understand until the most recent clip was brought out:


Phase 3 - The guys with cash tell the creative minds how to run things:

Welcome to the stage where everything turns to shit and fans get pissed off and fanboys follow along sucking the dicks of the creators as well as themselves...I don't have the time nor the patience to right about how much this pisses me off, so I will just show you this and you can decide:

What Yahtzee will be like in another years time (without the jokes):


I dare not put the new video of Yahtzee in here, I already have enough videos and if anybody cares about what I am writing about then they would have already seen it. I know there is nothing I can do about it, and I know I sound like a fucking cry baby, so spare me the moronical comments people.

But the fact of the matter is, that this doesnt just happen on the internet, it happens everywhere and its fucken pathetic. Im done. Fuck you all.

Much love & respect (obviously)
Moses

P.S- meh