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Samuel Dillinger | 3:32 AM on 07.12.2008 24 comments




If you have any fucken idea why OH WHY, they are so damn damanding, mysterious and hypocritical...

then please let me know. Because right now, I am considering joining the army because CoD4 is better than slaving for a lost cause!

I want a hand gun and a bottle of cheap whiskey please...

Cheers



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taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 03:42
taumpytears
Right hand?
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 03:47
taumpytears
Or dudes/ trannies?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 03:49
Justice
Sounds like the first sentence of your profile is pretty damn appropriate.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 03:56
nebones
My girlfriend is so frustrating some times.
Samuel Dillinger's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 04:00
Samuel Dillinger
Thing is I don't think this girl is going to be my girlfriend for much longer dude, not that it matters to the lives of my fellow dtoiders.

Just thought id vent a little...Im waiting for the trusty James Van Der Beek picture to pop up somewhere...
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 04:16
Gantz
They instinctually need to make sure that when they're the giant throbbing sack of 2 souls laying on your bed, you'll jump at their every thought and/or gesture.

Needless to say I've been single for awhile.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 04:37
Timmeh
Meh, kick her to the curb before she gets chance to do it to you, it feels much much better.

Enjoy the extra time you can spend playing vidja games, I know I do!
Snoopbob2006's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 05:08
Snoopbob2006
Yeh girls cause 20% happiness 80% all bad stuff in general
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 05:34
-PL-
I've always looked at it like this: If you're not happy, it's not really worth it. This also may be why my relationships don't last longer than a month.
Liz Alexander's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 09:04
Liz Alexander
You know to be honest, I think it depends on the person, because in most of my relationships the guy's been the needy one, I'm fairly self sufficient.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 10:02
Chocobo Knight
It's not easy finding a nice guy either. If women are demanding, mysterious and hypocritical then men are egotistic, secretive and hypocritical. Take that. :P

Seriously, I've wasted enough of my life on men who ignore the few things I ask for every so often: affection, occasional attention and being honest. Am I demanding? No. Have I tried? Yes, but it makes me feel like ass and accomplishes even less. It would be nice to simply have one relationship that felt rewarding for a change and not strip me of six years of my life. Yay!
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 11:41
falinter
Amen
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 11:45
Rifter01
I see chocobo knight's point, and I was in a 5-6 year rut (seemed like 10 years :P) with a girl (ex-g/f) who was like a leech sucking my life away.

Anyway, my current g/f I've been with for 5+ years, and she is a winner, and a night and day opposite to my ex. In fact there isn't any comparison at all to my ex (since ex = fail). I'm happy and she is also. Maybe the key is finding a compatible mate, is first knowing yourself very well, and then, finding your "partner in kryme" who has your back, instead of stabbing ya back. Hope this is helpful, at least.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 11:57
MrSadistic
Because they're women, duh.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 12:04
SilverDragon1979
When you eventually find the right girl she "enhances" your life. However an awesome sound system enhances the sound quality of my DVDs but that shit still costs a crap load of money. Ok now I'm comparing women to stereo equipment. I'm going to stop.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 12:17
MATTFOO
ugh...
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 12:41
mix
Me and my girlf friend just bought a 3/4 Pomeranian 1/4 shitz-shu (however spelt) for our 5 year anniversay gift and no we are not married, just common lawl.....yeah I just did that.

Awwwwwwwww <3
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 12:54
Rifter01
@mix

My g/f read your post and she too sez: Awwwwwwwwwww
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 13:14
mix
@Rifter01

I do what I can...lol

I read your 1st post and it's good to hear you ended up with a nice girl! I had to go through 5 girls to get to this one and it was damn worth it :) Even though that sounds kinda..wrong in a way it's not supposed to..lol
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 13:18
atheistium
I lulled :D I don't know what you are on about? Woman are soo not demanding...
I say that while my man makes me curry and massages my feet after taking me shopping ;-)

j/k

.. though we did go shopping, Game & Gamestation are having a sale! PSP games hurrah!
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 14:33
Technophile
@Atheistium

Now thats the kind of shopping that guys here shouldn't have a problem with.
Samuel Dillinger's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2008 21:46
Samuel Dillinger
Hey all, cheers for your good comments and help :) much love

See you at the end of my shotgun in CoD4 :)
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