I remember a day where we used to go to the supermarket to go food shopping...Now we have internet fridges! In fact! I remember when we had to HUNT for our food, which wasn't like driving slowly up to a box with a speaker on it and asking for a heart attack.



I remember a day where we used leeches on our skin to get rid of sickness...not these fancy, spancy doctors who stick a finger in your arse and act like its completely normal!



I remember a day where there were only STD's that had symptoms...Now they are silent killers and have had me pissing razor blades in the past (But that was fixed by the leeches)!



I remember a day where it was ok to come home and say to a housewife "Where’s my dinner?!"...Now, we have to put up with 'equal rights' where the men still run the front lines of war, work in the mines and laboring all day, while most promotions given to a female are a direct result of her either being on her back or on her knees.



I remember when there was no such thing as this state of the art Scuba gear and we all looked like Big Daddies underwater...that was the shit, but YOU will never know.



I remember when there was no such thing as electronic wheelchairs and if you were stupid enough to break your back or get a disease which caused you not to walk, you had to fucking crawl!



I remember there were no such thing as nukes! Now if a war breaks out, we as a collective...are fucked!



I remember there was none of this legal abortion stuff where a 'doctor' uses a vacuum cleaner to kill a developing child, women had to get pushed down stairs or use a coat hanger!



I remember when games weren't all a same and video game creators advanced ideas and made progress in gaming instead of giving us the same shit, over and over again, in different ways.



And last and not least...In fact it is the most important here: I remember when Destructoid used to put a witty little saying following your nickname so it would say something like: Mr Dillinger's power level is over 9000!!

(I don't have a pic for this, which shits me)

It made me feel special, now Im just like everybody fucken else!

FUCK YOU!

Peace!

P.S- I love you dtoid!