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I have been on Destructoid for a little and have grown to really love it's community. I love to write articles on gaming and I find it easy to do with Destructoid. I am currently studying a Bachelor Degree of Communication (Journalism), so that one day I can hope to do this professionally.

While studying I jump from job to job like crazy because I don't want to do anything but write, and while that may sound reckless, I assure you that I really couldn't live any other way if I tried.

I just want to say thanks to everybody involved with Destructoid including every reader, community blogger and contributor. It really is an amazing place in the digital, shit infested swamp lands of the internet.

I am a proud member of the Refused Classification panel also consisting of Destructoid members Puppy Licks and DanMazkin, which brings to the plate a fortnightly Destructoid only podcast and soon to be video content which will also be featuring guest appearances from gaming celebs such as the Masterchief.

I also write on Stereotoid; a weekly shift in the Earth's crust where the greatest music from all time seeps forth and pushes its way into our ears then forces us to write about it through mental fuckism. If you understood that, then well done.

P.S - One day I will write for Destructoid...That's right Niero! I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

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That Chick from Yes Man (NVGR)
Samuel Dillinger \| 4:16 PM on 02.09.2009	35 comments

Ok, I have a high school crush on that chick from Yes Man...Zooey Deschanel...

Don't ask me how I have this high-school crush, because I am 25 and high-school is waaaaaaay gone.

Let me know if I am alone here because I think she is the shit! And I definitely wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitting in it!

You have my love Dtoid.

It just seems to me that she isn't like every other fucken clone out there who is trying to pawn themselves off as Britney Spears pre neo-nazi era...speaking of Britney...

Now fuck off.

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30 comments | showing # 1 to 30

Puppy Licks

Zooey?
what a name.

MrSadistic

I have a crush on the Forums.

Samuel Dillinger

mrsadistic,

the forums are a close second to this specimen...don't get me started!

:)

Half left

I have a crush on this thread. I think Mr. Sadistic agrees.

Puppy Licks

dude.... your avatar?!?

myaimistrue

Puppy Licks comment seconded.

GoP Scarecrow

No my friend you're not alone, Ive had a crush on her for quite some time.Have you seen Tin Man?

The Bez

Is your avatar an asshole, because it would be a fitting representation of you?

SnakeDude4Life

seigfreid

Just in case that didnt kill you...

and yes I am trying to kill you with pictures

Qraze

i'd give her the business.

MrSlippery

I'd say yes to her.

LOL CUZ SHE'S IN YES MAN GET IT?

KyleGamgee

I have a huge Crush on Zooey Deschanel.

Huge.

Caffeine Knight

I was thinking the same thing when I saw the movie. I'd say that have a crush more on her character than actually her. She's definitely more of a personality kind of crush then a physical attraction deal.

falinter

Fuckin A.

There never can be enough Zooey Deschanel.

Jesus H Christ

bro wat dose that pik on ur side bar men bro is it like u lick pease or somthin cas thats the pease sign

MrSadistic

u gay bro

brosef

Barcode

BLOG FAIL.

But, there is a mutual agreement here. She's hot! Especially in Yes Man and the remake of HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

liam2015

I agree, I think she's real pretty.

@snakedude4life
No. GTFO.

BS3 Owner

@ Jesus H Christ

You're joking right? If not...

Mr.Sadistic wins this blog.

Niero

Why does she only have breasts in the first photo? Science?

nukka jdav

shes doin the death cab for cutie dude

EternalDeathSlayer

What a fitting avatar.

Somebody had to say it.

Qraze

you bleach your butthole?

Samuel Dillinger

I love you arseholes!

stevephoenix

i love Zooey as much as the next man, in fact i'd say more than the next man.

But i stand by my fellow Dtoiders and say failblog and also....why would you have an asshole?

Samuel Dillinger

Because I am an asshole

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