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I like to fap...a lot.

I have been on Destructoid for a little and have grown to really love it's community. I love to write articles on gaming and I find it easy to do with Destructoid. I am currently studying a Bachelor Degree of Communication (Journalism), so that one day I can hope to do this professionally.

While studying I jump from job to job like crazy because I don't want to do anything but write, and while that may sound reckless, I assure you that I really couldn't live any other way if I tried.

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I am a proud member of the Refused Classification panel also consisting of Destructoid members Puppy Licks and DanMazkin, which brings to the plate a fortnightly Destructoid only podcast and soon to be video content which will also be featuring guest appearances from gaming celebs such as the Masterchief.



I also write on Stereotoid; a weekly shift in the Earth's crust where the greatest music from all time seeps forth and pushes its way into our ears then forces us to write about it through mental fuckism. If you understood that, then well done.

P.S - One day I will write for Destructoid...That's right Niero! I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
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My Set Up...like...My WHOLE set up
Samuel Dillinger | 7:06 PM on 12.21.2009 35 comments




Long time no see Dtoid.

I have a job again and I fucking hate it, but you gotta do what you gotta do. On one of my very few days off I had a situation with some eggs which forced me to get the video camera out and then it led to the following.

While most of you present your set up's in the form of blogs and pics, I have decided to take it one step further and do a little video presentation, and while it may go for a while, it recommend you check it out in its entirety because there are things in this that I'm sure you will all relate to. So enjoy my day off from work and what it caused me to do...

It is unfortunate that any of us have to work coz it takes away from the time you could be doing more productive things, like this:



Enjoy

P.S - I have decided to make a little bit of a series based on the events that I cause throughout my free time and post it up on Destructoid's Refused Classification community post. Up and coming vids will be based on my bronx like home town, the Pyramid Rock Festival where I am bound to take acid and go crazy and a trip around the whole world...I kid you not. So stay tuned, coz I plan on taking a shit somewhere in France, coz its one massive toilet.



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Samuel Dillinger's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2009 19:09
Samuel Dillinger
yeah, yeah...I fapped to it.

Eat my arsehole.
Shigunetheseraph's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2009 19:25
Shigunetheseraph
Work makes you wanna just go lunatic. It makes me want to!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2009 19:57
Kryptinite
That was fucking awesome.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2009 20:33
adultswim810
that was the most metal... thing... i have ever watched... to completion. BTW can i trade voices with you, mine is really deep and bad ass but i want your awesome accent.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2009 20:36
adultswim810
also im american. If i were to guess, I would say that nestle milo is a chocolate Natal game
the guy with the hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2009 21:37
the guy with the hat
You are GOD!
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2009 22:39
LsTr Of SmG
That. That was the most awesome thing I've ever seen.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2009 22:42
LsTr Of SmG
Incidentally best bit had to be: 'YOU PLAY AS FUCKIN' ALIEN NOT A TERRORIST'.

Word.
EX35's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2009 23:39
EX35
This. This is one of the best C-Blogs I have ever seen.

Thank you for making my night better.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2009 23:57
Artemus
Ha ha! Holy shit! You are fucking crazy, dude!
By the way, this was worse than the Blair Witch and Cloverfield combined! Barf.
Also, Twilight. A ha ha!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 00:01
Hamza CTZ Aziz
"I'm the famous person who hasn't gotten famous yet." You are awesome, sir. This whole video rocked.

P.S. VEGEMITE IS OVERRATED YOU CRAZY AUSSIE FUCK
Lil Jorsche's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:07
Lil Jorsche
That was amazing, I'm suprised I don't have to pay to watch this. And this is only part one!
Quantum Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:10
Quantum Zombie
"Shut up, microwave. Thank you."

And are you this awesome all the time, or just when you've got a camera in your face?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:42
Hamza CTZ Aziz
All Austrian girls are hot. I want to come down and fuck up the gene pool over there one day.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:54
TheCleaningGuy
Emily Deschanel is hotter than Zooey.
Yeah, I said it.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:54
ace of knaves
I'm almost afraid to encourage you, but fuck man that kicked ass. Only an Aussie could pull that off without looking like a douchebag.
Funksy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 02:49
Funksy
I fapped myself without even realizing what I was doing.

You do that to me.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 03:28
Kyle MacGregor
GAMECUBE
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 03:31
007
My god, what were you ON when you taped this?
BlackSunEmpire's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 03:54
BlackSunEmpire
Ive got to say, that was fucking cool. Whens the next day off??

Although I prefer Marmite to Vegemite.

@007 I think the answer is in the part you werent meant to see.
Riegel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 04:16
Riegel88
If you are that intense 24/7, you are my hero.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 07:28
Alasdair Duncan
As a foreigner living in Australia, I'm going to confrim the following things:

There is a mobile phone franchise called Crazy Johns.
All Australians have Milo in their house
All Australians are batshit fucking mental like Dillinger, but in a good way y'know.

CAAAAANNNTTTSS!!!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 07:33
Maurice Tan
This made me sparkle in the sunlight!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 08:32
Holyetheline
I had to turn it off because of a headache I woke up with this morning after a night of crazy sex. I was entertained and will have to catch the rest of the video later. I made it to when your microwave went off. Cheers!!
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 08:50
Anonymouse
Awmigod, if all Australians are like you then I'm getting down there!
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 10:20
Primo
Wow, definitely one of the most awesome Cblogs I have seen, it was hilariously entertaining.

Also, Milo fucking rocks! That's a staple in every household in the Philippines.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 12:05
falinter
I hope this turns into a meme.
That was a lot more entertaining than I thought it would be.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 12:08
CypherVR
Full Fucking House ...on vhs/dvd, EPIC!

Awesome booming voice Mr. Dillinger
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 15:12
Occams electric toothbrush
2/5 backwards baseball caps
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 15:42
mourning orange
lEGENDARY
Samuel Dillinger's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 17:10
Samuel Dillinger
Holy shit guys! I get back from work for the day, go to bed, wake up and check Destructoid and I have THIS response...

Truly grateful!

I will be sure to keep you up to date.
streetfighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 18:13
streetfighter
@ CypherVR
My full house dvd's are fantastic, uncle jesse woot woo!

@ Quantum Zombie
yes, he is that awesome all the time

@ 007
no, he is not on anything at all. i swear!
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 18:22
braulio09
what the fuck. at first i just thought you were annoying but i lost it from the fridge raid on. "LOOK AT THE BIRD! THE BIRD!"
Lamadude64's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 19:58
Lamadude64
...please seek medical help.
CorpseGrinder's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2009 21:38
CorpseGrinder
Fucking shit man. That was intense. You and Brad Nicholson should host podtoid from now on. Just you two. The intensity would cause the fucking internet to explode.
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