Alright Destructoid,
I don't know about you, but I have had it up to here *point to head* with these petty piece of shit advertising campaigns about how to get ripped in 4 weeks. The before and after shots are...look, don't judge my writing skills based on this small spiel of abuse, but they are fucking retarded. To top it off when I am around retards, I am pretty uncomfortable. I know...O.K, I know. I am suppose to feel bad for them for not having the opportunities non handy cap people have, and to an extent, I do kinda feel bad for the poor guys and gals, but fuck, you can't help but feel a tiny bit uncomfortable when they are attempting to talk to you and all you can notice is how they all look the same.
I think I am going to hell.
But enough of that! Back to the point of this little venomous piff of shit. I have a dick that fucks
(although the amount of fucking it does, needs to be worked on), a girlfriend that loves me
(I hope) and hands to play video games with
(that mostly fuck myself of course). So why do I need to get ripped in 4 weeks!
YOU TELL ME DTOID! ... YOU TELL ME! Because I am this *holds index and thumb close together* close to killing something that breathes because this world is petty as fuck! GOD HELP ME!
P.S - I can already see the fail blog sign ahead, but there is a point to this and I did mention video games in there somewhere. So yeah, I'm sorry if you consider this a waste of time, but what the hell isn't a waste of time these days. The only thing I can think of, is masturbation, because it always has pay off and all you need to worry about is yourself!
Fuck, I hate this place. I'm going to play some Xbox.
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Yes I fap to my own stuff. But that's because I am a vein prick! Who at this moment is very pissed!
Am I on some magical side of the Internet? I feel like I'm missing out!!'
You sir, have made me chuckle in a bashful way...i think we should be friends
I honestly think the higher memory use is worth dodging all the bullshit.
What about when you accidentally click on one, it makes me feel so dirty.
This kind of reminds me of some philosophy. Using an old idiom to figure out the world and how humans label it, and where we fit into the whole mess. There is a glass on a table with some water in it. If you really think about it, the only thing that makes a glass "half full" or "half empty" is the point of view of the person.
In reality, both the glass and the water simply exist.
That is some deep shit and its too early in the morning for me to process it, so I am just going to say. The people make up the world today, hence the people are the world.
I am correct! Don't deny me, or I will rape you with a stick.
Didn't you fap the Christian Countdown? I remember there being only two, and the other was Xyliac.