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I have been on Destructoid for a little and have grown to really love it's community. I love to write articles on gaming and I find it easy to do with Destructoid. I am currently studying a Bachelor Degree of Communication (Journalism), so that one day I can hope to do this professionally.

While studying I jump from job to job like crazy because I don't want to do anything but write, and while that may sound reckless, I assure you that I really couldn't live any other way if I tried.

I just want to say thanks to everybody involved with Destructoid including every reader, community blogger and contributor. It really is an amazing place in the digital, shit infested swamp lands of the internet.

I am a proud member of the Refused Classification panel also consisting of Destructoid members Puppy Licks and DanMazkin, which brings to the plate a fortnightly Destructoid only podcast and soon to be video content which will also be featuring guest appearances from gaming celebs such as the Masterchief.

I also write on Stereotoid; a weekly shift in the Earth's crust where the greatest music from all time seeps forth and pushes its way into our ears then forces us to write about it through mental fuckism. If you understood that, then well done.

P.S - One day I will write for Destructoid...That's right Niero! I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

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I am fcurnkED! DrunkBlog!
Samuel Dillinger \| 7:52 AM on 06.23.2009	27 comments

lol

Hey all,,

I have just finished recoreing the eppside 7 of redused classic\ficaytion podcast. I feel that I am the only person who had the BALLS tp let themselves let go and not hold back from what it was they were feeling.

As you will be able to tell from our lasmp post. I did not hold backl. Tpo be honest., I love gaming to hte most it can be loved. And I am not ashamed!@ Gaming runs my life. I work in a video games store, I play Xbox every nioght to the point where I am letting my relationship be dominated by my screaming rants to my friends killing the . oppsing tream. PULL A GRENADE AND WATCH YOUR TEAM GO BOOM!!!!!!!!\

YAYQ

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Enter me, the legned.

To all our listeners and our follewers . I love you all.

Long live everything to do ewith gaming. Inculding you@!!!

You are God!!! nOT gOD...BUT YOU!!!!!!

hORRAH!

tHEEND...

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25 comments | showing # 1 to 25

HydroTonix

Haha! I <3 drunk blogs (^____^)

Samuel Dillinger

wi love y ou y=too

Char Aznable

Wait, did that kid just willingly shove a remote control up his own ass?

Samuel Dillinger

jhgfdsaASDFGHJKLLKJH GYGY HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Junpei Ace Defective

That kid probably has Asperger's Syndrome.

Still funny though.

de BLOO

This is the best drunk blog I've seen since cataract's....Goo yob, meng.

Chocobo Knight

What did I just watch?! o_o

ShuperShawn

Holy shit I hope that kid was just faking or else he seriously has some issues.

BS3 Owner

World of Warcraft is that good...?

@ char aznable

Sorry BUT, I think so.

PappaDukes

That right there should be the next WoW commercial. I've never played it, but if I was a consumer and saw that, I would run straight to Gamestop and buy the FUCK out of that game. Too good!

RAB

what the fuck was he doing at 1:11

Kyousuke Nanbu

Pretty good typing for someone who's "drunk".

Next time make more mistakes, makes it seem like you're actually drunk instead of pretending.

Zippyduda

I believe you took that video that I posted out of the Youtube section :)

Milis

Call an exorcist! Great video, here is the Japanese remix I found.

Kris S

Lol I thought you Aussies could hold your booze? Tut-tut, I've got an Aussie mate who would be so disappointed, he spent so long telling me that you lot could keep up with us :P

Samuel Dillinger

@Kyousuke Nanbu

If you dont believe I was drunk...feel free to listen to the podcast. Time has past since I posted this and I have fitted in 6 hours sleep. The fact that my friend Puppylicks, decided to put in the video and write 'Drunk Blog' next to my fucked title should be reason enough to believe I wasn't faking.

But hey, regardless of if you believe me or not, I had a great night so I dont give a fuck.

P.S- If you still dont believe me, feel free to listen to our podcast and listen to me descend into a drunken mess.

Much love.

Samuel Dillinger

And who the fuck pretends to be drunk?

What are you a virgin in highschool?

Puppy Licks

@Nanbu

Yeah the guy was most definitely drunk, silly prick could barely stand up by the end of it :)

DanMazkin

@Kris S:

I'll go on the record right now in saying that Dillinger is the exception, not the rule, as he can't hold his piss to save his life. His honorable titles are: 2 pot screamer. 2 can-sam. Big girls blouse. Soft cock. Mungo the Drunkinator.

Samuel Dillinger

@Kris S:

Yes, and Danmazkin is otherwise known as 'The suck to every cock!'

:)

Much love

Naim Master

Meh , not funny/interesting, hide this ...

@Nanbu
I agree with ya , the shame...

Samuel Dillinger

Naim Master,

I take your non-constructive criticism with a grain of shit.

Since your blogs are fucken terrible by the numbers anyway, you should hide them all.

Aziel13

was he trying to probe himself with that remote?

Steel Squirrel

God damn it.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Puppy Licks

you know I only skimmed over this video because of how disturbing it was, so I never noticed him trying to shove the remote up his ass. God damn!

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