Congratulations Michael Bay,
You have exceeded my expectations in your direction with your latest masterpiece,
Transformers, The Rise of the Fallen. The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, Robot Jox...your film is now in my personal favorites collection to stay.
Megan Fox running in slow motion through out half the film, Optimus Prime taking on 5 different Decepticons at once...The rest of the film however is a total retarded, fucked up, waste of money that could have gone to putting more hospital beds in our rural hospitals so that people can stop dying from Swine Flu here in Victoria, Australia.
Between Shia LaBouf's annoying as fuck and pointless parents somehow swapping from the U.S to France to Egypt every 30 fucking minutes, a black soldier that could do a toothpaste commercial with his sparkly teeth that look like an army of albino soldiers standing in line, the terrible script consisting of rotten dialect and shit house jokes (including a weed cookie taking effect 2 minutes after consumption when it would take over an hour to digest), Explosions EVERYWHERE consisting of robots and people I couldn't give a fuck about, representing America (yet again) in the idealistic fashion of being the all mighty masters of the universe that now control the Autobots, and last but not least; Decepticons that decide they want to be Autobots for the fuck of it at the convenient time and turning point of the film.
But as I said, great job on Megan Fox, Optimus Prime and Slow Motion.
Keep up the good work.
P.S- Try to keep in mind that without a decent story with characters we couldn't give a fuck about, we don't care about the things that go BOOM! around them.
P.P.S- The movie title sounds like a advertising campaign for Viagra
Note: If you feel I spoiled the movie for you in this write up, I am doing you a favor! Trust me.
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...but ultimately fucking useless.
Better than the first?
I 87% agree with everything you said.
The story COULD have been epic... if there was a story. Some of the fight scenes were cool as hell, but overall there were more explosions than dialogue. Not worth the 15 or so dollars I spent on the ticket, but at least it was entertaining.
EXPLOSION!
Shame about the movie, still can't wait to see it. And then to cringe when the theater laughs at anything a funny black man says.
Megan Fox turns out to be the other half of the lesbian shiva motorcycle.
END SPOILERS
Nah, i can't wait to see her and the robots in slow motion.
We're talking about Michael Bay.
Two Questions:
Was the awesome stop/start animation, as my nostalgia remembers it, more awesome than Micheal Bay's CGI?
Was this the movie that featured giant robot crotch chainsaw attachment?
But hey, in this day and age, Michael Bay knows what the hell he is doing. He knows that a majority of his audience want entertainment, explosions, and giant robots. All he has to do is come up with what he believes is a coherent story, and boom, instant blockbuster. He's almost like the film industry version of Activision, making a lot of money with so little effort.
But he was nice enough to at least have Peter Cullen voicing Optimus Prime again. Other than that, I'll hate on the movie for a bunch of other things, while I'll still like because explosions are fun to watch.
These films are never going to be, what we enjoyed as kids, but as a film adaption, I can't say it was crap. To expect anything like Hamlet is pretty dumb, as Transformers is a switch off and enjoy action movie.
Well done Bay, and I'm already looking forward to the third one (whether you have a hand in it or not. One of this years best flicks, hands down.
People whine about a film they liked but are getting internet cools by dissing it.
Also, Robot Jox Rox. Also, cocks. Hmm.. Also, Robot Cox?
still..when transformers fought, it was worth watching. But this is why the new transformers suck so much. Including humans in transformers and fucking "minicons". Just give me big robots fighting on earth for their reasons and we'll have a true transformers.
It must have been all the explosions and wank that distracted me...
Im sure you all know the film I speak of