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I'm a terrible artist, so I'll describe it: He uses laser eyes to open a portal. Through that portal come community members, who line up and take turns whacking/chopping up the opponent.
I'll have to think about this for a while but I'm pretty sure he'd transform into a giant mech and stomp the shit out of his opponent.
Check this out: Mr. Dtoid pulls out his cell phone and dials a few numbers. Then, Squidbear, Cybernetic Tiger Z, Hilary P. Helgast, Sagat, Max Broville, and NCapt. Obivious to the field. SquidBear grabs the enemy with his tendrils, immobolizing him, CTZ uses his tiger powers to maul his/her face. Sagat lands in a Tiger Genocide, and Hilary Yells "Behold!" As a giant meteor crashes into the enemy delivered by Capt. Obivious. All while Max Broville talk about CoD. Or something.
You see. I read Epic's comment and I see the real Squidbear, not the one on the T-Shirt.
B R O M A N C E T R I F E C T A
B R O M A N C E T R I F E C T A
Mr. Destructoid removes his robot head and it expands in size like Ultraman. He then feeds his opponent into its mouth as bloody cubes shoot out the back of it. Afterwards he wipes himself off, recapitates* himself, and does a little happy dance while small children cheer.
*probably not a real word
*probably not a real word
Mr. Destructoid clenches his fist and yells "ALSO COCKS!" and it begins to rain disembodied cocks from the sky. Suddenly a dick with a thunderbolt drawn on the side crashes down from above crushing its intended victim under all that penis.
Mr. Destructoid calls Jim and Jim drops that massive Sonic Colors poster that Jim got on the enemy, doing bad things to his spine. Then they both high five and a nuclear explosion happens, cooking the spinebroken enemy silly.
Mr Destructoid says "We have forums."
The opponent explodes from the sudden impact of the realisation.
The opponent explodes from the sudden impact of the realisation.
Today, I could have researched a cure for cancer or finished my laundry. Instead, I created an animated GIF of one AlphaDeus's fatalities. I am all that is man.
@smurfee mcgee: Exactly what I was going to post. Mr Dtoid summons a giant-sized Jim, whose wagging finger whacks the enemy again and again, accelerating until it blurs and becomes a 100 hit combo. Mr Dtoid then finishes the enemy off with an overhead swing from a giant banhammer or something.
Mr. Destructoid slaps sunglasses (or a monocle, whichever looks more Sterling) on his opponent, slips a game into his/her hands, and shouts, "This guy gave it a 4.5!" offstage. Then a legion of angry fanboys storm the level and tear the poor bastard to pieces.
He pulls out the old, razor-sharp Mr. Destructoid head, then places it on the opponent. Shortly after, it grind them into giblets.
FATALITY.
FATALITY.
Why am I JUST NOW finding out about the existence of this thread?!
WHY THE HELL IS THIS NOT ON THE FRONT PAGE?! (Preemptive edit: Please remove this entire line when[not if], WHEN this gets on the front page!}
I am going to print this entire thread out and hang it on my wall.
WHY THE HELL IS THIS NOT ON THE FRONT PAGE?! (Preemptive edit: Please remove this entire line when[not if], WHEN this gets on the front page!}
I am going to print this entire thread out and hang it on my wall.
