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I'm not gonna fap so that all the world can see your self-fap and judge you for it.
Happy Birthday Mr. Dixon I love you.
Also you're old as fuck
Happy Birthday Mr. Dixon I love you.
Also you're old as fuck
Oops, I kind of ruined that one, Law... Haha
Happy birthday, Andy! Guess what your present is?
It's boners. I can't really figure out how to send it to you... but I have it right here. (It's the thought that counts, right?)
Happy birthday, Andy! Guess what your present is?
It's boners. I can't really figure out how to send it to you... but I have it right here. (It's the thought that counts, right?)
You're 30? LOL you're younger than me. I always figured you're like 35 or something.
Anyway, happy birthday.
Anyway, happy birthday.
Happy Birthday!!!! Also: Welcome to the world of Life after your Twenties. It only gets better from here! : D
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Fun Birthday Fact Time!!!
Here's a special birthday fact just for you, Mr. Andy Dixon!
On January 11th 1981, Sunday, your father produced the semen that will be half of you soon.
He produced 1000 sperms every second of his life and you will be the lucky one out of 500 million sperm he sent on their way in the conceivement.
You may find interesting to know that if he had drunk (or not drunk) coffee on this brisk Sunday morning, you might born completely as someone else (for instance, the opposite sex) as caffeine changes the speed of male sperms.
So there you have it, it's a good thing your dad didn't drink too much coffee or soda, because we could have been wishing "MISS Andrea Dixon" a Happy Birthday instead.
Happy Birthday you curmudgeonly old man. Enjoy it, because it's all downhill from here. Trust me, I've got 8 years on ya to prove it.
Here's a special birthday fact just for you, Mr. Andy Dixon!
On January 11th 1981, Sunday, your father produced the semen that will be half of you soon.
He produced 1000 sperms every second of his life and you will be the lucky one out of 500 million sperm he sent on their way in the conceivement.
You may find interesting to know that if he had drunk (or not drunk) coffee on this brisk Sunday morning, you might born completely as someone else (for instance, the opposite sex) as caffeine changes the speed of male sperms.
So there you have it, it's a good thing your dad didn't drink too much coffee or soda, because we could have been wishing "MISS Andrea Dixon" a Happy Birthday instead.
Happy Birthday you curmudgeonly old man. Enjoy it, because it's all downhill from here. Trust me, I've got 8 years on ya to prove it.
You have amused me at times. That's worth a Happy Birthday!
I hope you find 30 not to be too terrible, because I'm 27 and that's not that far behind you.
I hope you find 30 not to be too terrible, because I'm 27 and that's not that far behind you.
HaPPy BiRthDay!!
... only 30? Hey, you're still at the age where everything still works!
... enjoy it while you can!
... only 30? Hey, you're still at the age where everything still works!
... enjoy it while you can!
