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Since I am the world's most Orwellian writer, obviously I am expected to make known my important and horny opinions on this matter. Here are my opinions (by increasing levels of horniness):
1: Borderlands has a funny robot.
2:: If a dolphin wants to mate with you, you must oblige. Zombie dolphins. This is how we conquer the seas.
3::: This is my third bullet point.
4:::: I have nothing more to say.
Your leader,
Zombie Orwell
1: Borderlands has a funny robot.
2:: If a dolphin wants to mate with you, you must oblige. Zombie dolphins. This is how we conquer the seas.
3::: This is my third bullet point.
4:::: I have nothing more to say.
Your leader,
Zombie Orwell
I accidentally used my first one (pre-order) but I still have my second one (Shift Club). I'm level 21 and REALLY want to use it but I think I'll wait until much, much later in the game.
Loot, it rules us all. I will be waiting until 50 to open it... but oh wait, I didn't get a preorder code for this, sooooo... does it come with the season pass? Maybe that's a reason to get it.
I say open it up sooner rather than later, later on you’re going to have crazy shit like scoped mini-guns that shoot acid anyway , level 17 sounds perfect, it’ll be strong but you’ll find something better to replace it before it overstays it’s welcome.
I opened mine up somewhat early and was satisfied, the only problem was the two guns in there were of the same type so really only one was going to get used.
I opened mine up somewhat early and was satisfied, the only problem was the two guns in there were of the same type so really only one was going to get used.
My friend from down the street said that if you shoot the Hyperion satellite with a rocket 300 times you get another golden key.
Haha, you're exactly right, that is really quite genius. I have no idea what my "sweet spot" would be for opening the chest, but I totally agree with you about putting it off because once you've opened it, it's all over.
@Karu
That's correct. You'll never be banned from a Gearbox server due to someone's illiteracy.
PS - WHAT
That's correct. You'll never be banned from a Gearbox server due to someone's illiteracy.
PS - WHAT
I'm afraid if I wait until level 50, I'll have built it up too much by the. I'm thinking 30-35 is my sweet spot.
Yeah, I got two. Pre-order and Shift sign-up. Accidentally opened it around lvl 8 without realizing what the chest was, but I actually got a really sweet explosive assault that I used for quite a while. Thinking I might save the second key for after I start my NG+.
They were giving away keys via codes on Twitter the other night, so you may get more keys. But the key word here (pun partially intended) is may. I have one left and I've been thinking of opening it, but at the same time I don't want to. It's driving me nuts!
I have one code myself, because either the Shift thing fucked up or I'm too dumb to figure it out. I'll probably hold off until NG+ or something.
That chest is so tempting, though, staring at me every time I start the game.
That chest is so tempting, though, staring at me every time I start the game.
I haven't got a key yet, though I've had a couple of PSN notes with codes, but I have to join the shift club...and I've had a couple of notes that joining the shift club causes that glitch that causes people to lose all their badass ranks!
Meh... I see that golden chest sitting there, but for some reason it's just not overly tempting for me. I so often get really higher level weapons that suck and I often use my tried and trusty lower level weapons. I'm pretty picky about my guns and they have to feel right! (I particularly like burst fire on scope because I tend to scope a fair bit).
Meh... I see that golden chest sitting there, but for some reason it's just not overly tempting for me. I so often get really higher level weapons that suck and I often use my tried and trusty lower level weapons. I'm pretty picky about my guns and they have to feel right! (I particularly like burst fire on scope because I tend to scope a fair bit).
Dood awesome feature article and I'm laughing way to hard for that Google search photo congrats man! OPEN DAT CRATE
