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4:32 PM on 10.11.2008

If you ever wanted to play Stranglehold...

You can get the chance to play it for $9.99 at Best Buy. Yes...10 bucks. That is the biggest guilt free 10 bucks I have ever laid down for a video game. Regardless what you think of this game or John Woo that is a steal.

I didn't check the PS3 section to see if it held true for that system but I wouldn't see why not. I don't know how long it is going on for or if this story has already been shared but I thought I wouldn't be doing my duty as a member if I didn't share this with the fine people on this site.


1:45 PM on 10.26.2007

Why my college will pay for my lung tumor.

I am going to preface this with saying, that I was very happy to see the positive results of my last blog. After only one, I really feel that I am going to belong to this community. Yay, group hug and all of that, but lets face it. Picking on Yaris is somewhat of a safe subject. It's time to actually get down into some real issues.

Now, I am a reasonable man. I know when I am at fault and should keep my mouth shut, but this will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.

Like every 360 owner, well most of them, I have Halo 3. Which means that I have Halo 3 multiplayer with additional campaign mode. Don't get me wrong though, I loved the single player, and I am sure that it is a challenge to play on heroic or legendary, but honestly, I don't need anymore stress in my life then the minimal amount that I already have. I like to keep things simple.

Now to explain my live connection. I go to a public college that has a wireless connection. So instead of paying out the ass for that adapter, I choose to connect through ISC, basically making my laptop into a router. Cheap and quick.

Anyways, when I first started to play Halo 3 online, my connection was awesome. I had no lag problems, and everything was full of win. I skipped the next day of playing because I had....shock! college work. Well, the next time I started playing Halo online, I started to get some lag issues.....then I started to die with no one around me, and that dreded little scale next to my gamertag came up with one red block... Oh fucking joy..

Not only does it go into the red, but it goes into the red and the best times during a match. I could be up 4 kills in a ranked Lonewolf match, and that shit will rear it's big fucking head, cutting out 2 minutes of my play time, leaving me in last.

So when this happens I go outside and ease my stress with a cig....this process goes on everytime I play Halo, 3 to 4 times a week, 1 pack every day and a half. And between you and me, I am starting to feel it.

I think I am going to go forward with legal actions. As a matter of fact, I am going to act as my own lawyer. Who better to state his case then the affected person! I think I am going to quote the court case of the fat chicks that sued McDonalds. I mean it was absoultly McDonalds (edit) fault that these girls turned from obese to, well..obese, and it is my colleges fault, even though I started smoking way before this game came out.

Yeah.......fucking solid. I'll let them know,

This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.   read

1:05 PM on 10.24.2007

Holy shit! My first blog.

Now, I think this is where I go about writing sensationalist stories about games that I hate, games I love, and companies that would make love to. For instance we all know that Uno on xbox live is the best goddamn game to ever hit the market, and that Halo 3 will never live up to it's standard. We also know free games on Xbox live only means hours, erm...minutes, of shitty game play, but there is one game that silences the whole crowd.


This game kicks so much ass, that all the asses are gone from my dorm hall. Yep, all kicked clean the fuck off. There are no holes in the game play, and I challenge you to find one. Go ahead. The 35 minutes that you spend downloading that game (if you connection is as shit as mine) will not only be well worth the feeling you have in anticipation down in your nethers, but when you finally get to hit the gas pedal and shoot the.....erm......flying gas cans, you know you have finally made it to the big times.

Moral of the story......Can anyone guess?

Don't download this shit. No one cares that you made it to 250 mph, or completed a course in 3 minutes or less. It is like you admitting you watched The Ringer. It only makes you look like you hate retards.

Knowing that Toyota is now in the gaming world, honestly, turns my stomach, but dosen't suprise me. I would say that my anger is not geared to the people who downloaded it,(like my idiot self) but the fact that Microsoft would let this game taint the xbox live selection. If you are that hard up for games, download Uno before this. Though I hope you all know that it is a farce to say that Halo 3 will not beat Uno online, it is atleast better then driving a ulgy car that has a phallic looking arm that shoots random nonsense out of the sky.

Ditch it!   read

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