The Daily Mail had this wonderful piece of news to share with the world today:
Children who can't be bothered to turn up for PE lessons are being handed Nintendo Wiis to play on instead.
A school is offering pupils who deliberately leave their kit at home the games consoles in an effort to boost their enthusiasm for sport.
Staff are selecting overweight children or those who don't enjoy physical activity and sending them on six-week 'Wii courses'.
I honestly think this idea is absolutely stupid. I hated PE at school but could at least acknowledge that it was something everybody had to go through. Singling out a bunch of kids isn't going to do them any favours either. They're going to be mocked by the general chav audience who believe the Xbox 360 is the one true god.
I was playing Team Fortress 2 on the Xbox 360 and in the last ten games I've played tons of crazy things have been happening. In several of them the gravity had gone crazy, it was like we were on the moon. In another several of the players were coloured black.
In another the spawn points were locked open by theswe trucks in them and this invincible Scout was stood in front of it dominating everyone. Me and another Pyro stood and sprayed him for a minute and he didn't die. Every time he killed me it showed his health as being completely red and about to die.
What the hell is going on? Have people found a way to hack into the game? Or did I just get unlucky and end up in a series of glitched matches?