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MGS4 Rant
MotoRobo | 10:24 PM on 08.04.2009 18 comments


It sucks! Nothing I heard about it (from fans) sounded good but even Unskippable's hilarious cast couldn't saturate such bone-dry boredom with humor.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/858-Metal-Gear-Solid-4-Part-1

Maybe in the original Japanese to a native speaker the story sounds great but this English opening monologue rambles. Even when giant robots show up the fight drags like a musician playing too slow a tempo. The main character Snake's aburrido* too. He hangs back and hides. What a useless soldier.

I think playing through a game's like growing up in a country or fucking a chick. Having been inundated and devoted time some folks come to terms with the thing's faults by denying them. Other people are mature or hurt enough to say, "[country] sucks" or "(sob) I hate that bitch." It's time people who played MSG4 own up and admit it was a bad movie.













*Spanish for "a burrito".



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Zippyduda's Destructoid Blog
"a bad movie." /facepalm

I hope you are joking and this flame bait, otherwise my expectations from you have gone waaaaaaay down the drain.

Anyway, the idea is stealth, you do not be stealthy by fighting giant gecko's in the middle of a war.

The burrito joke/line did not make sense nor was it funny.

*cough* failblog.

That is all.
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
I don't know if I should hate you for this blog or love you because you added me to your friend's list, I'll give you a pass this time (one nullifies the another), but doncha fail on us again ...
Cartman's Destructoid Blog
I was too tired to do what needed to be done, so thanks for doin' for me Zippy.
Mr Willis13's Destructoid Blog
The unecessary spanish was just about as unecessary as your thoughts.

"The main character Snake's aburrido* too"

The attempt to be cute and witty just full way short. What did that even mean? When did calling people tasty mexican food become an insult?
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
I also agree with Zippy.
SephirothX's Destructoid Blog
Wow. This is the definition of a failblog, it only warrants my attention because its a failblog dumping on one of the best games of this generation.
Cartman's Destructoid Blog
Ohhhh, now I get it.
Mr Willis13's Destructoid Blog
I love me some Snake burrito. That picture kicks ass.
D Sane's Destructoid Blog
So do you walk into the 3rd sequel of a very plot heavy movie and say it sucks because you don't understand what's happening? Because that's what you did here with your failblog. You're aburrido*.

*Moronic for "a complete jackass".
10BobMarleys's Destructoid Blog
Too many comments on here for a flamebait failblog.
bushofghosts's Destructoid Blog
gtfo of my cblogs.
pascuz46's Destructoid Blog
I think you just wanted to get fucked in the ass by Old Snake, but he said no. Your scared for life now.
Mr Dillinger's Destructoid Blog
The Escapist?

Oh come the fuck on man!

The only reason that site is worth checking out is Yahtzee and that is it!

They are an over moderated punch of sell outs that will give a game a great review if the price is right from the developer.

And as for Unskippable? Hilarious?

I recommend renting out The Stupids with Tom Arnold. You would find that movie to be hilarious judging by your shitty taste.
GoldenGamerXero's Destructoid Blog
@Mr Dillinger

Actually a lot of the stuff on the escapist is worth checking out though I used to love Yahtzee he seems to be stuck in a cycle nowerdays. It's a little boring.

P.S. Unskippable is awesome once you get into it.
GoldenGamerXero's Destructoid Blog
@Motorobo

I think he started being medicore at Madworld. I don't mind his bias because at least he was honest but when the only funny thing he can seem to be able to say about a game is "LOLZARZ! tHIS ShouLdN'T be ON wIi! It'S FOr tEH hARdcORE!" You know it's gone wrong somewhere.


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