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How to catch a pedophile.
MooCow | 7:41 PM on 10.30.2007 32 comments


In my spare time I like to go on the internet and look for pedophiles and tell them that I'm
Chris Hansen. So in this blog post I will teach you how to catch a pedophile and pwn their ass.

1)What you Need
*MSN Messenger
*AIM
*or Yahoo
*You will need an email with the word sexy in it(trust me it will work)

2)How to catch them
*First go to this site and click on cybershack on the right side.
*Put your nickname as 13/f/uk obviously that is your asl.
*Type in the chat 13/f/uk looking for fun. 100s of people will pm you. PM them back by doing this command (/msg # message) For the number there will be a yellow number next a persons name put that in the # spot.
*If they give you a MSN add them, talk for a little while.
*Finally say this to them:
I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC looking for child predators. Your IP has been logged and reported to the FBI.


Have Fun!

I will edit this later and add pictures.



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the GAMEGOBLIN's Destructoid Blog
You FIEND!
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
Or just look at their pictures. You can tell by the "pedosmile."
Jim Sterling's Destructoid Blog
Or leave it to professionals:

http://www.perverted-justice.com
Clockwork's Destructoid Blog
LEMON. YOU GOT ME. YOU BASTARD!

Oh yeah, post phail.
Pepillou2's Destructoid Blog
pleeease polst the screenshots
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
Lemon, I hope Workman eats your soul.
Riser Glen's Destructoid Blog
Easier Route:

1) Go to CAD.

2) eMail Tim Buckley.

And there you have it.
Simmons 2pt0's Destructoid Blog
The all showing pedo smile
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
lol @ Riser
MooCow's Destructoid Blog
electro you got me on that one :D
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
First, you need to immobilize them with the phrase, "Why don't you have a seat over there?" Then move in for the kill.
Def JM's Destructoid Blog
Wow I thought this was about gaming?
eski's Destructoid Blog
I came here with my Maddox knowledge ready to be unleashed, but turns out this wasn't about that. There are a ton of funny videos of people going to pedo's and playing along, the best end in "THIS CHAT LOG HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO THE AMERICAN SYSTEM OF SECURITY" or something like that.
eski's Destructoid Blog
I came here with my Maddox knowledge ready to be unleashed, but turns out this wasn't about that. There are a ton of funny videos of people going to pedo's and playing along, the best end in "THIS CHAT LOG HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO THE AMERICAN SYSTEM OF SECURITY" or something like that.
SourGr8pes's Destructoid Blog
I swear to god, I thought she was 15!
brosef's Destructoid Blog
Damn you, Electro.

*shakes fist*
DAMN YOU!!!1!!1
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
@SourGr8pes

Why don't you try again?
The Incredible Edible Egg's Destructoid Blog
That was YOU?!?

Well, at least I know I'm not getting reported now... well at least for that time.
braulio09's Destructoid Blog
holy fuck..that was scary

the whole chat went like this (IN ONE MINUTE)

Pedo: ANY HORNY GIRLS I CAN RAPE HARD AND THEN SOFFOCATE?
Pedo2: GIRLS I WANT PICS MSG ME
Pedo3: GUYS OR GIRLS OR HERMAPHRODITES (IDC WHAT) MSG ME I WANT SEX WITH YOU
Pedo4 (in pvt whisper): HEY WHAT PART OF UK U R FROM I WANT TO MEET YOU NOW PLEASE I WANT DIRY SEX WITH YOU PLEASE FUCK ME I HAVE 20 INCH COCK AND U LIKE IT HERE IS A PIC (link not clicked by me)

i was amazed at how many pvt msgs i got even though i didnt say a word

cowzilla, how do you know about this site again? ¬_¬
braulio09's Destructoid Blog
MooCow***
Atlas's Destructoid Blog
Isn't it awesome you can link to pr0n on this site Heretic?

I almost fell for it Lemon... almost...
DisablingEagle's Destructoid Blog
Goddammit Lemon! That's the second time I've been Rick Roll'd.
ElRhino's Destructoid Blog
i usually just look in the mirror

i mean....
Reeper's Destructoid Blog
@ Heretic:

Nice try buck-o!


How about when you send them pictures or links, link them to (please forgive me) Goatse or Lemon Party. Or what Heretic posted.
wesman's Destructoid Blog
Lets not forget that you can also use pictochat.
007's Destructoid Blog
moocow, make a chat with a pedophile and post the chat for us to see. make us lol dammit.
CCGames Mike's Destructoid Blog
Wow this is pretty creepy. But I think I'm more worried about the fact that Lemon rick roll'd me..and I like it.

'NEVER GONNA GIVE YO UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU~'

that's right...we caps when we rick roll where I come from. Fo'...sho?
Snaileb 's Destructoid Blog
lol @ Summa comment!


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