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How to catch a pedophile.
MooCow | 7:41 PM on 10.30.2007 32 comments


In my spare time I like to go on the internet and look for pedophiles and tell them that I'm
Chris Hansen. So in this blog post I will teach you how to catch a pedophile and pwn their ass.

1)What you Need
*MSN Messenger
*AIM
*or Yahoo
*You will need an email with the word sexy in it(trust me it will work)

2)How to catch them
*First go to this site and click on cybershack on the right side.
*Put your nickname as 13/f/uk obviously that is your asl.
*Type in the chat 13/f/uk looking for fun. 100s of people will pm you. PM them back by doing this command (/msg # message) For the number there will be a yellow number next a persons name put that in the # spot.
*If they give you a MSN add them, talk for a little while.
*Finally say this to them:
I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC looking for child predators. Your IP has been logged and reported to the FBI.


Have Fun!

I will edit this later and add pictures.



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the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 19:55
the GAMEGOBLIN
You FIEND!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 19:55
Eschatos
Or just look at their pictures. You can tell by the "pedosmile."
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 19:58
Jim Sterling
Or leave it to professionals:

http://www.perverted-justice.com
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 19:59
Clockwork
LEMON. YOU GOT ME. YOU BASTARD!

Oh yeah, post phail.
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:00
Pepillou2
pleeease polst the screenshots
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:00
Eschatos
Lemon, I hope Workman eats your soul.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:03
Riser Glen
Easier Route:

1) Go to CAD.

2) eMail Tim Buckley.

And there you have it.
Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:04
Simmons 2pt0
The all showing pedo smile
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:05
taumpytears
lol @ Riser
MooCow's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:06
MooCow
electro you got me on that one :D
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:10
MaxVest
First, you need to immobilize them with the phrase, "Why don't you have a seat over there?" Then move in for the kill.
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:11
Def JM
Wow I thought this was about gaming?
eski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:11
eski
I came here with my Maddox knowledge ready to be unleashed, but turns out this wasn't about that. There are a ton of funny videos of people going to pedo's and playing along, the best end in "THIS CHAT LOG HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO THE AMERICAN SYSTEM OF SECURITY" or something like that.
eski's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:12
eski
I came here with my Maddox knowledge ready to be unleashed, but turns out this wasn't about that. There are a ton of funny videos of people going to pedo's and playing along, the best end in "THIS CHAT LOG HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO THE AMERICAN SYSTEM OF SECURITY" or something like that.
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:31
SourGr8pes
I swear to god, I thought she was 15!
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:32
brosef
Damn you, Electro.

*shakes fist*
DAMN YOU!!!1!!1
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:33
MaxVest
@SourGr8pes

Why don't you try again?
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:40
The Incredible Edible Egg
That was YOU?!?

Well, at least I know I'm not getting reported now... well at least for that time.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:46
braulio09
holy fuck..that was scary

the whole chat went like this (IN ONE MINUTE)

Pedo: ANY HORNY GIRLS I CAN RAPE HARD AND THEN SOFFOCATE?
Pedo2: GIRLS I WANT PICS MSG ME
Pedo3: GUYS OR GIRLS OR HERMAPHRODITES (IDC WHAT) MSG ME I WANT SEX WITH YOU
Pedo4 (in pvt whisper): HEY WHAT PART OF UK U R FROM I WANT TO MEET YOU NOW PLEASE I WANT DIRY SEX WITH YOU PLEASE FUCK ME I HAVE 20 INCH COCK AND U LIKE IT HERE IS A PIC (link not clicked by me)

i was amazed at how many pvt msgs i got even though i didnt say a word

cowzilla, how do you know about this site again? ¬_¬
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 20:47
braulio09
MooCow***
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 21:28
Atlas
Isn't it awesome you can link to pr0n on this site Heretic?

I almost fell for it Lemon... almost...
DisablingEagle's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 21:29
DisablingEagle
Goddammit Lemon! That's the second time I've been Rick Roll'd.
ElRhino's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 22:20
ElRhino
i usually just look in the mirror

i mean....
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 22:39
Reeper
@ Heretic:

Nice try buck-o!


How about when you send them pictures or links, link them to (please forgive me) Goatse or Lemon Party. Or what Heretic posted.
wesman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 23:16
wesman
Lets not forget that you can also use pictochat.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 23:25
007
moocow, make a chat with a pedophile and post the chat for us to see. make us lol dammit.
CCGames Mike's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/30/2007 23:37
CCGames Mike
Wow this is pretty creepy. But I think I'm more worried about the fact that Lemon rick roll'd me..and I like it.

'NEVER GONNA GIVE YO UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU~'

that's right...we caps when we rick roll where I come from. Fo'...sho?
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 08:29
Snaileb
lol @ Summa comment!
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