In my spare time I like to go on the internet and look for pedophiles and tell them that I'm
Chris Hansen. So in this blog post I will teach you how to catch a pedophile and pwn their ass.
1)What you Need
*MSN Messenger
*AIM
*or Yahoo
*You will need an email with the word sexy in it(trust me it will work)
2)How to catch them
*First go to this
site and click on cybershack on the right side.
*Put your nickname as 13/f/uk obviously that is your asl.
*Type in the chat 13/f/uk looking for fun. 100s of people will pm you. PM them back by doing this command (/msg # message) For the number there will be a yellow number next a persons name put that in the # spot.
*If they give you a MSN add them, talk for a little while.
*Finally say this to them:
I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC looking for child predators. Your IP has been logged and reported to the FBI.
Have Fun!
I will edit this later and add pictures.
http://www.perverted-justice.com
Oh yeah, post phail.
1) Go to CAD.
2) eMail Tim Buckley.
And there you have it.
*shakes fist*
DAMN YOU!!!1!!1
Why don't you try again?
Well, at least I know I'm not getting reported now... well at least for that time.
the whole chat went like this (IN ONE MINUTE)
Pedo: ANY HORNY GIRLS I CAN RAPE HARD AND THEN SOFFOCATE?
Pedo2: GIRLS I WANT PICS MSG ME
Pedo3: GUYS OR GIRLS OR HERMAPHRODITES (IDC WHAT) MSG ME I WANT SEX WITH YOU
Pedo4 (in pvt whisper): HEY WHAT PART OF UK U R FROM I WANT TO MEET YOU NOW PLEASE I WANT DIRY SEX WITH YOU PLEASE FUCK ME I HAVE 20 INCH COCK AND U LIKE IT HERE IS A PIC (link not clicked by me)
i was amazed at how many pvt msgs i got even though i didnt say a word
cowzilla, how do you know about this site again? ¬_¬
I almost fell for it Lemon... almost...
i mean....
Nice try buck-o!
How about when you send them pictures or links, link them to (please forgive me) Goatse or Lemon Party. Or what Heretic posted.
'NEVER GONNA GIVE YO UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU~'
that's right...we caps when we rick roll where I come from. Fo'...sho?