Destructoid is worth $2.5 Million!!!

Inflated number is inflated.

"4. Perez Hilton -- $32 million"

I threw up in my mouth and swallowed it.

Damn!

Suck it Alley Insider sites!!! SB Nation, you're next!!

So why isn't the Mr.Destructoid helmet gold and firing lasers?? Or is that what the "upgrades" being done on the new model are?? :D

Mr Destructoid wipes his ass with $100 bills: CONFIRMED

They've invested a lot into it and yet you don't know how to use BBcode.

Hide it before Niero gets any ideas.

Thank you, Necros. Your check's in the mail.

Seriously though, my twitter melted today as a result of that article. I'll cblog my thoughts in a sec.

My dream has come true: getting paid to comment on the internet!

Destructoid is not for sale.

I heard Niero had his testicles replaced with golden balls.

I heard Niero had his golden balls replaced with DIAMOND balls.

2.5 Million in USA monies. meh.

In other news, Jack Thompson is nearing Middle class status.

Not even close. Destructoid is PRICELESS :D

Also, inflated number. Read and research kiddo.

Seems like a bitchin' list to be included on! Well done, Niero+!

i heard Neiro had his diamond balls grafted with adamantium

Does this mean my c-blog's worth a nickelbag? Or just a nickel, after conversion to Euros? Damn I need to blog more..

I heard Niero bought a extra pair of adamantium covered diamond encrusted balls ...