Going back some moons ago,
Garison talked about some game characters that fitted wth his appearance. I gotta admit that his resemblance with the Hero of Winds (aka "Toon" Link) is uncanny.
So I just wondered, what the hell? Why not I as well as the narcissist son of a bitch I am I decided to jump in the wagon and show my ugly (beautiful) face in public once again.
Some may not make sense either but well I opened the can of worms already, have a huge bite.
Eddie Riggs (
Brütal Legend)
I know I could be speaking too soon for a game that hasn't been released yet, but I couldn't help but find Eddie as a pretty similar (and atheltic) version of me.
Most similar feature: The chin, face, stature and bold jackass attitude, Eddie looks like the big brother I never had.
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Chunky Kong (
Donkey Kong 64)
Chunky is probably the oddest ball of the DK crew (or maybe second to Lanky, Lanky is fucking nuts), he is big, strong and rough, but at the same time a whole doofus with a very soft heart inside. When he is not punching dragons in the face, he likes to stand still gazing at the butterflies.
Most similar feature: Once again the size, and the attitude to take the heaviest tasks in a good will be it for my family and friends. Probably the fact that I get very clueless easily.
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Joshua (
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones)
Ok this one is a bit much of a stretch, I am not someone who makes all the girls around me go in a deep horny sigh, but I am too much into them and act like a pretentious gentleman sometimes to either annoy or really try to pick up (which in most of the cases, it fails).
Most similar feature: Super laid back, girl slitherer and sword loving mofo.
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Snorlax (
Pokémon)
Of the previously mentioned, I think Snorlax is the most alike realistically. Slowbro is probably my favorite Pokémon but Snorlax is... so me.
Most similar feature: Big, fat, lazy son of a bitch. I used to sleep in the hall floors of high and jr. high school waiting for the teacher and other mates to arrive. I eat a damn lot and sometimes my sisters don't get how I can eat so much, I even won a mini-donut eating contest at school, I still wonder how I didn't got diabetes.
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So yeah, here you go. Characters I find pretty similar to me, on a very subjective point of view of course. If there are others you can imagine, feel free to comment. 8or even make your own blog entry too)
Joshua is cool though. I love these!
I thought about doing one of these but figured it would go down a road I wasn't prepared to walk.
Get goatee.
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PROFIT!!!
(my fav though was Snorlax! Just cause he's so cute!!)
If Double Fine used me in any way, all of their computers would have been covered with my warm cum.