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About time I updated this freaking thing!

For those who already know me, I am Monodi. Those who doesn't, well, I am Monodi.

I got such a growing passion of gaming through the years and now I am currently in college starting my courses of Game Design as well!

I consider myself a Nintendo fanboy from all my life, but I have been much more in contact with titles for PC recently. Not that I am abandoning one, but I think it pretty much could cover the best the industry has to offer.

I am up for the philosophy that gameplay is more important than graphics, but I think graphics and technology are also a crucial part of the industry and experience even.

Games I love and recommend in no particular order

Rhythm Heaven (DS)
Half-Life 2 (PC/XBOX)
Team Fortress 2(PC)
Drill Dozer (GBA)
F-Zero GX (GameCube)
Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando (PS2)
Super Punch-Out!! (SNES)
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX (GB/C)
Punch-Out!! (Wii)
Super Mario All-Stars (SNES)
Mirror's Edge (PC/PS3/XBOX360)
Marvel VS Capcom: Clash of the Super Heroes (Arcade/DC/PS)
EarthBound (SNES)
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (SNES)
Pokemon Silver (GB/C)
Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped (PS)
Time Crisis 2 (Arcade/PS2)
The Misadventures of Tron Bonne (PS)
Super Smash Bros. Melee (GameCube)
World of Goo (PC/WiiWare)
Braid (PC/XBLA/PSN)
Starfox 64 (N64)
Left 4 Dead (PC/XBOX360)
DanceDance Revolution Extreme (Arcade/PS2)
Mother 3 (GBA)
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (N64)
Cave Story (PC)
Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney (DS/WiiWare)
Psychonauts (XBOX/PC/PS2)


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Drawing
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The Beatles
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Anamanaguchi
Julieta Venegas
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Game Music
Dr. Pepper
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People that like to be what they are
Gaze the stars when the sky is clear enough
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Life itself
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Ok Billy, sit down. We need to do small talk about your pet, Sonic.
Monodi | 2:52 AM on 02.04.2010 13 comments


Billy look-- Billy. BILLY.



I know that your hedgehog has had a bad time, he is slower than before and-- NO! NO! LISTEN TO ME, BILLY! You have to be a man, grow up and listen to me when i talk to you, ok?

This is the moment I talk to you about swallowing your medicine and wait. You need to be a man! Don't make me take out my belt.

Sonic has been given a new chance to do something and the guys at the pet shop have been training, bathing and studied everything he needs to be good once again, but it is not fair that you don't want to play with him because he was diagnosed with episodisis. Did you really had to cry in fron tof the pet-keepers like that? Sonic won't get you sick or embarrass you for that. That is an illness that will only get cured with the time, and he is very energetic and cannot wait to be with you soon.

I think it would be a real shame if you just sit down crying about the past and let t-- LOOK AT ME IN THE FACE WHEN I TALK TO YOU, don't make me call your mother to pick you up and tell her that you were a bad boy!

As I was saying, let the things happen and give Sonic a chance and a good time. Welcome him home and receive him like the good times. Sonic does not have much time left and he wants to be with you once more. You have been crying for almost every little detail that Sonic has. Yes, he had rabbis and turned darker the last time, but you also whined because of a pimple. You are not crying like a little baby, you are 6 years old, you are a big boy now!

Billy, you have to learn that death is a natural part of life and it will always come no matter what we do. But you have to enjoy life before it goes out. To enjoy it you have to stop thinking so much about death and just let it go by whenever it arrives. Do you think we wanted grandma to leave? No, we loved grandma and we spent time with her, even if you didn't like her strange Austrian perfume... But my case is, Sonic has had to encounter many difficulties so you could see him again, and don't let a stupid disease that won't affect you and will vanish with the time ruin this moment. He could even run as fast as you remember back then!

So, are you going to play with him?

No?

Sure?

Fine! Just stay here watching all the videocassettes when you two had a lot of fun together in the park of Green Hill and don't see him again, then.



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Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 05:43
Gobun
Good show sir.
Fap'd
Gotenks0053's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 08:45
Gotenks0053
Billy doesn't know how good he has it. I think he needs the belt.
Piellar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 08:47
Piellar
I enjoyed this! Thanks!

Billy deserves a good old-fashioned beating, methinks. :P
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 10:08
Elsa
Yup, Billy's a bad, bad boy! :)
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 11:12
CelicaCrazed
Sonic is a hedgehog that has suffered a lot through his life. The humane thing to do would have been putting him down a long time ago, but we loved him too much to let him go. Though the vet did seem to do a good job this time.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 11:26
Jack Maverick
I wonder what would be a worse punishment, a belt or being sprayed with Austrian perfume.

Good write, sir.
matty125's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 16:23
matty125
I don't blame the fans that stood by the Sonic games for being a bit jaded about the upcoming game. I fell out of the loop when the Dreamcast came into the scene, so I can't really relate that much other than the last Sonic games I know were the crappy Game Gear games. Still, while the fans can cut down on the bitching, it's probably for the best to keep hopes low on this.

Truth is, we'll just have to wait and see.
Master Snake's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 16:24
Master Snake
Smack that kid! Beat his a**!

Seriously, though, I'm in the same boat as CelicaCrazed. Except for the loving Sonic part. I was never a fan. Played Sonic 1-Knuckles, but who didn't back then? I'm a Crash fan, through and through.

What I hate is that if this was any other platforming hero, they would've been dead a long time ago. As a matter of fact, many platformer characters have come and gone, because of the same, or lesser, mistakes/atrocties that Sonic and his games have committed all these years.

I was discussing this with my buddies, and we think the best thing for Sonic if he wants to be kept alive is to be bought by Nintendo. Yeah, cruel irony, but if anybody could put life back into Sonic, and even give him fun 3D games, it would be Nintendo.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 18:51
Daxelman
Doesn't Sega have another game with the main character named Billy?

Had something to do with a Chicken or something, was a Gamecube title....
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2010 19:21
Monodi
Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg? yeah.
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2010 14:49
Wintersocks
Yo Austrian perfume is lovely.
L G Jargon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 11:18
L G Jargon
....Beat the fuck outta him. With a studded belt...buckle first.

Give that little fucker a reason to cry.
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