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Gordon Freeman is an Asshole
Monkeycat \| 6:35 PM on 09.02.2007	20 comments

There was an old command that you could enter in the original Half Life that would make the announcer say "Gordon Freeman is an asshole." Does anyone remember what it was? I tried to Google it and checked on GameFAQs, but have found nothing. Maybe this wasn't so common a thing to know as I thought it was... *sheds a tear*

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15 comments | showing # 1 to 15

Rainbowblack

I never knew about that having never played the original HL

but wow. if you can't find it on Gamefaqs then where do you find it? Did you try asking the HL2 board there?

Monkeycat

It's a thought. I am not so sure I'd find the answer there, since not everyone who has played HL2 has played the original. However, that I shall try.

EternalDarkWing

"speak gordon.freeman.is.an.ass.hole"

Full list of words can be found here. I've messed around with the console in Half-Life 1 and 2 than anybody I know, lulz.

Monkeycat

You win the prize. <3 Let's be friends forever.

ConsFEARacy

Type this in your console after creating a multiplayer game - Speak "Gordon Freeman is an ass hole" (With quotes). I tried to enter this is the single player portion of the game, but it didn't work.

There is a list of words you can use with the speak commandhere. It also shows you how to create long and short pauses.

ConsFEARacy

oh...

Monkeycat

Don't worry, you can be my second-best friend.

ConsFEARacy

YAY!

ConsFEARacy

Wait a second....
This one's more appropriate...

Monkeycat

83 YAY WE ARE GREASY TOGETHER.

Wedge

Yeah...

Monkeycat

Wedge, you are not yet thinking with portals.

Justice

Haha is gay bear long gone?

Monkeycat

@ lemon - gay bear is not a threat to me. i've dealt with far gayer things.

@ ron - lol wut

lucashoal

I know nothing about it, but I demand a screenname for IM if you have one Monkeycat. DToid furfag army GOGOGOGOGO

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