Look at you, hacker. I'm Molotov Cupcake. I slap people across the face with my charming demeanor and cut-throat intelligence. I've been running and gunning, making blind jumps, and eviscerating my virtual adversaries for eighteen years now at the ripe age of 20. Even in my old age when society dictates that I should be lounging in a lawn chair and carrying a Vera Bradley purse, I'll still be teabagging your corpse.



When I am not writing about video games you can find me exploring distant galaxies, putting boastful players in their places, and saving the world countless times over. If I'm not preoccupied with these daunting tasks, I am working, enjoying anime, and thumbing through the pages of one of many fantastic books. I own and operate Spawn Kill, and I am currently looking to make game journalism a full-time career. I am always open to creating new social links and leveling them subsequently; I'm pretty easy to get along with, unless you happen to be turning Sabotage into a team deathmatch.



Of course, I am elsewhere on the internet.



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