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Tell me what to draw #10: "Avoid the Noid"
Mikey | 5:01 PM on 01.24.2009 44 comments


I suppose the one good thing about having no social life is that I've got plenty of time to draw. So I thought I'd just crack on with another installment of TMWTD. First off, thanks to The GHost for the awesome trading card he made me, you can see it on my profile, be sure to check out the ones he's done for some of the other Dtoiders! They're brilliant.

Okay, here we go again. Last time it was The GHost that got the winning comment! ....I know! Crazy right? He makes me a card, then gets his comment randomly selected? I swear to you that it was genuinely a random choice, I couldn't believe it myself. It's kinda spooky.

So anyway, his comment was:

"The Noid ruining Dysons pizza rolls with Dyson looking completely engulfed in rage in the background. Perhaps Dyson would also be brandishing a weapon?"

Here it is...


Full size below.

Hope you like it! In case it's not clear as to what the weapon Dyson is holding, it's a chainsaw... not a huge anal raping device. Although I guess a chainsaw could be both... hm.

So thank you The GHost, both for the awesome card and for commenting. :D

For next time, the rules:

1. You have 24 hours from the time this blog was posted to tell me what to draw, after that the winning comment is randomly chosen!
2. Try to keep it SFW.
3. It must be somewhat video game related. (I may make exceptions if the suggestion is too awesome to ignore.)
4. You can only have one suggestion.

Also, if anyone would like one of my Tell me what to draw pictures as a wallpaper, email me at mikeyturvey [at] gmail.com with which one you'd like and the preferred size.

I just realised... I'm up to number 10! Here's to the next 10!

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power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 17:18
power-glove
I need an avatar for The Dtoid PAX 09 Meetup Blog. How about Mr. Destructoid in grunge style flannel.
LukienAkeela's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 17:19
LukienAkeela
What you do is amazing, Mikey. The Dtoid community is blessed to have you here to entertain us.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 17:20
garison
Wow, that was fast!

How about the Mr. Morooka from Persona 4 getting braces in the dentist's office.
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 17:23
GoS-CPT-Stewart
That's awesome! I especially love the shadow he casts.

My suggestion: Ryu Hayabusa as a doctor slicing his patient open with his dragon sword.
Krow-Kupo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 17:26
Krow-Kupo
The Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2 playing with blocks in a daycare center, perhaps the blocks spell out rape? And a baby James from SH2 brandishing a toy gun scared.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 17:35
nebones
Awesome as always

How about...Gordon Freeman doing the tail spin move to Bowser.
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 17:38
seigfreid
I like Garisons Idea, but my idea is >Mr. Mooroka trying to give a lecture to Gordon Freeman<
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 17:45
Zombutler
My idea:

A group of koopa troopers flying through the air dressed as ninjas, slicing some plumbers in half.
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 17:47
Ben Perlee
I want you to draw Moses from Bible Adventures carrying a tower of leaping ponies and pigs and parrots and stuff into the Ark in the middle of Syria's forests of ancient apocryphal trees.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 17:51
RonBurgandy2010
Oh my God that was fucking incredible!!! I fucking love you!!!!!!!!!

Also, Tubatic's suggestion from last time (just with Vader).
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 17:53
wilbo
fukken noid

The tank from left 4 dead running in fear from me
while im chasing him with a molotov and shouting "FIREGOD!"
pictures of me are on my dtoid profile if needed, if im chosen
ryu89's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 18:00
ryu89
You need to draw bill, running on his side so he's spinning in circles, shouting "woop woop woop woop woop woop" while he fires at zombies around him. DO IT.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 18:03
Topher Cantler
Ahaha awesome
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 18:15
Half left
I don't think the noid ever made it over here to the UK.

Anyway. Same as always:

You should totally draw Sonic being beaten to a pulp by some game devs or people in the gaming media.
zeph's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 18:18
zeph
Great picture! I love every single one of them you do.
Poopface Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 18:25
Poopface Morty
Domino's Pizza was always fucking awful. BARFtastic.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 18:35
Pangloss
Again, that suggestion of Tubatic's. Travis Touchdown vs Darth Vader in a 7/11, with the "HEAVEN OR HELL" splash from Guilty Gear up there.
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 18:56
ran24
Ico fighting a colossus.
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 19:04
bbrigg1
The demoman from TF2 entering an AA meeting.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 19:14
RAB
CHAD CONCELMO AND ANTHONY BURCH FIGHTING ON A WOODEN-PLANK BRIDGE, OVER A VOLCANO.

maybe with those big giant Q-tips that the gladiators use?

please make changes as you see fit.
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 19:17
The GHost
Dude, you are a fucking rockstar :D
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 19:17
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Pheonix Blood naked but with a Sloth covering up her naked bits. lol
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 19:23
SilverDragon1979
Draw Mario accidentally catching the Princess and Luigi in bed together, but make it suitable for work!
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 19:31
CWal37
Baby Mario and Yoshi playing with a Little Sister and a Big Daddy.
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 19:31
Mikey
@Hamza

You know, if that comes up, I am SO drawing it.
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 19:44
Dyson
AWESOME!!!!!!!
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 19:54
ZekeThePlumber
Draw a plump Wario sitting at a table eating fast food by himself then in the next panel have Bowser peak his head in and yell "BOOOOOMER!" Next have Wario look around confused and then in the last panel have a close up shot of a single tear running down his face.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 20:27
Hollie Bennett
CTZ getting mauled to death by my army of sloths.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 20:31
B-Radicate
The medic from TF2 "inspecting" an unsuspecting spy.
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 20:37
Mikey
@Pheonix

Ahahahahaha!

This will be fun.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 23:12
Tubatic
Excellent!

Travis Touchdown dueling Darth Vader in a 7-11.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2009 23:42
Hamza CTZ Aziz
No, fuck that. Me vs Pheonix in a Pokemon style battle. My sharks vs her Sloths.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2009 00:04
Technophile
How about me and hamza playing wack-a-spammer with banhammers?
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2009 01:37
Atlas
Like I said before I want to see Mr. Destructoid crucified.
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2009 01:48
wilbo
i agree with my idea :)
it would make a great bolg header if anything
madninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2009 02:23
madninja
Old Snake and Leon from Resident Evil 4 playing chess and in the background Marcus and Obama both with chainsaw gun in hand, yelling "AMERICA". I don't know why Obama is there though.
Phalanxxx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2009 05:44
Phalanxxx
Marcus standing with a priest next to a grave, the priest appears to be saying something, it may or may not be raining. the grave says:
R.I.P
Dominic Santiago
He's taking as much time as he needs, now.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2009 09:35
s0lesurviv0r
Karin angrily playing SFIV against Sakura(who's smiling) in an arcade.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2009 11:28
fetusmilk
how about a picture of cammy with a serious wedgie problem during a match with blanka
Sterling Aiayla Lyons's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2009 12:28
Sterling Aiayla Lyons
Zero Suit Samus sitting down looking adorable with a Metroid larva in her lap, petting it like its a pet kitty or something. It all has to look adorable, really really adorable.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2009 14:19
RonBurgandy2010
Redefine adorable you say?
RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2009 14:29
RiotMonster
Amaziiiiiiiiiiing.. I'm so jealous of how awesome you draw.
Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/25/2009 17:11
Mikey
It's over. :D
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