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Mike Hawk | 10:22 AM on 11.15.2008 21 comments




enjoy! i'll probably post it in the comments of the next podtoid episode. kudos to Rider Kick for the slogan.



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Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2008 11:10
Daxelman
Oh shit.

Gamecock might have stumbled on to something here....
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2008 11:21
falinter
Was the main hero supposed to be Linde or just a nameless guy who your supposed to project yourself onto... I only ask because if its the former... thats a pretty generous rendition of Linde.

No offense.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2008 11:29
Jim Sterling
This shit owns.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2008 11:34
TheDreadHawk
Fuck yeah!!
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2008 11:54
Velt
i would buy that
Mike Hawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2008 12:03
Mike Hawk
@ falinter- from what i understood, it was just linde's creation and you just play a nameless person that you project yourself onto
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2008 13:02
RAB
thats quite the small boner he's got. I guess that's why he's compensating so much with the sword and that oh-so-phallic helmet.

also, as for the guys name, it should just be B'gnar.
Pronounced "Buh-nar"
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2008 14:09
Anthony Burch
Fuck yes.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2008 14:35
Mr Wrighty 987
too fucking right
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2008 15:13
garison
Money hungry Nintendo would probably let BonerQuest on the Wii if you just asked nicely.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2008 16:21
mix
10/10?
Funky Goodness's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2008 17:03
Funky Goodness
Oh my GAwesome.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2008 17:33
Guagloves
11/10. That is great.
Ballistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/15/2008 21:08
Ballistic
Now just imagine the Killer Instinct Announcer saying "BONER QUEST" in the opening credits and you have yourself some major win right there.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 21:52
Samit Sarkar
Awesome.
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 02:23
Fronz
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 08:18
10BobMarleys
This could not possibly be any better. My boner salutes you, sir.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 10:32
Nick Chester
GOTY!
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