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My favourite games are sleeping and eating.
I have been known to enjoy talking and pooping, sometimes at the same time!
The first thing I do when I wake up is turn Celeste (my PC) on. She is the last thing I look at before I go to sleep, when I switch her to standby.
Other than that, I like to code, play with Blender and pee my panties by looking at the pretties on my 360.

I have been ATTACKED (maybe not, but `attacked' is more dramatic than `told') in my very first blog comment to list my so called "gaming interests", so here they are.

I am a gaming whore and like most, if not all, types of game.

My favourites, in no particular order:

Final Fantasy Whatever
I own pretty much all of them, I'm waiting for a couple of remakes so I can own them all on one system though.

Halo
I'm a Halo fan, I'm complete poop at multiplayer, especially Halo 2, but I still love it. I have already purchased Halo 3 and am counting down the days.

The Elder Scrolls
I have lost more hours of my life to these games than any other series put together (bar maybe FF). There's nothing more to be said, really.

ELITE
I've never even won this game, but own it on three systems and still plug in my BBC Master every so often to marvel at the pretty 3D graphics. :3

Spellforce (+2)
I love this game and more people should play it. If you have never heard of it, you instantly fail at life and should end everything by eating a PS3. Whole.

Civilisation CTP
Best Civ I've played, I don't care if you disagree, because if you disagree you are wrong. The End.

Dragon Quest
After two days I had clocked over 34 hours gameplay. Enough said.

Silent Service II
Probably the deepest (pun intended) and prettiest game I've ever played.

Settlers II - Gold Edition
Hard, long, boring, life-stealing.

Super Star Soccer 64
The only sports game I've ever, EVER liked. And by liked, I mean, actually bothered playing. ¬_¬

As you might've noticed, I'm not a hardcore FPS fellow, I enjoy a fair bit of RTS and more than enough (J)RPG. Saying that, I'm open to almost anything.

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Poop Of The Weekl, #2 MickMcMack | 9:55 PM on 09.16.2007 11 comments

So, in the wake of all the HATE I received for last week's blog entry, I have decided to once again evaluate literary techniques I can use to encapsulate the glory of the poop. Thus, I have come up with a plan! I will use a different and new literary device each and every week. This will ensure everyone gets their favourite one represented fairly. I think we can all agree that this will transform this blog from merely great to nothing less than grandiose. This week's poop was an epic journey that took course over almost three days. I call it the ICBM, for it comes in three parts, the warhead, the rocket and the propulsion. But no more prose, no, not today! Today is the day for: The sonnet of the ICBM After three whole days of nothing but milk A fledgling poopy took root and grew On and on cometh the white tide of silk Always awaiting the coming breakthrough Yet with a stubborn pride, the poop didst stall But a shifting was felt, a break, some hope? Fly young sir, to your porcelain throne now crawl A battle you fight, enshrined by the scop Opening with a ball, so large you gnash Now comes the body so soft and pliant The ball has fallen, it causes a splash The body drops meekly yet more pungent Finally the tail, the trail, the end It's over now and with this, you asscend!