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River City Retro
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Kirby's Dream Land 2

Kirby's Dream Land

What Final Fantasy used to sound like

NES conquers the world in 25 years

River City Ransom

Guilty Gear's Metal Meltdown

Time Slaughter

Alien Wars 4: How to make a proper X-COM Sequel

Alien Wars 3: How the X-COM series fell from grace

Alien Wars 2: From the depths they came

Alien Wars 1: UFO Done Properly

UFO: Enemy Unknown

Ten Games that love other games

Final Fantasy 6

Tom & Jerry

Sin... just sin

Blood... just blood

Eight Games Lost in Translation

A Gamer's Diet
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Apple Pie (It's my birthday)

Ratatouille

Spaghetti Bolognaise

Monthly Musing
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Aaamaazing: Mortal Kombat

Groundhog Day: BlazBlue

E for Effort: Becoming a World Warrior + Interview with a tournament player

Something about sex: Ten gaming couples that either should or should not do it

My Expertise: A Moustached Hero

The Future: Professional gaming

River City Ramblings
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The Starcraft 2 beta and what it means to me

New Super Mario Brothers Wii: My first impressions

Biography
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Who am I you ask? Well I guess my story starts some time around the early eighties. As my apartment had strangely gotten a lot smaller over the last months, I thought it would be a good idea to redecorate it. I was leaning back in my sofa, going through the new Ikea catalog when I was suddenly hit by a massive earthquake. As much as I tried to hold my ground, I was propelled head first into that strange tunnel at my front door. I had been wondering where that leads but never had the courage to check it out.

After a long and bumpy ride, I finally stuck my head out the other end and saw daylight. Before I had a chance to adjust to my new environment, a big man wearing some kind of a lab coat and face mask grabbed hold of me. He was a despicable man really. Not only did he cut my food supply line, he also held me upside down in the air and slapped me right on the butt! What did I ever do to him?! Just when I was about to stick it to him, my attention was averted to this tired looking lady lying on a bed nearby.

It was very strange. Do you know that feeling when you meet somebody for the first time, yet you feel like you have known each other all along? I had this feeling when I saw her. That's when it occurred to me. This woman must be my landlady and I had been neglecting my rent for a few months after all. I could understand that she was upset but still... She had no right to turn me over to that sadistic bull in his white coat! I thought that me and her were going to have a long and personal conversation but right now, I just wanted to take a shower. That tunnel I had just been through wasn't all that clean after all.

Fortunately this other lady dressed in white was a lot nicer than her butt-slapping friend. She most kindly helped me clean myself and then handed me some warm, although not very fashionable garments. She carried me over to my landlady and I prepared to negotiate the rent but instead, my landlady threw me a warm smile and pressed me against her breast so lovingly that I melted like snow to the sun. She and her equally loving husband took me to their home where they had a room prepared with a bed in exactly my size and all kinds of lovely little things to play with. It's like they had been planning to take me in all along.

I didn't quite understand the strange language both of them spoke but yet I figured out that her name was Mom and crying meant "Food please", "Hug me" and "Clean me" all at the same time. The temperature wasn't as constant as my previous home but still, this was some service! Anyway, I would wander around this place for the time being while gradually learning to speak their language. It would take seven years before I really found out what my purpose here was.

One fine morning, Mom brought me to a supermarket and I saw a little mustached guy jumping around on a TV. That was my first encounter with the Nintendo Entertainment System! This thing blew my mind in so many ways! I had heard of princesses being kidnapped by dragons before but where's the prince to save her? No, there is no prince! This time it's a fat Italian plumber with a mustache who gets to be the hero! Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Power to the common man! Not only that but rather than simply hear his tale, I could actually help him in his quest. Though Mom seemed quite unimpressed, I knew I had witnessed a miracle and it would leave a mark on my life for years to come.

I'd often get into fights with Mom after that. She wanted me to go outside and play with my friends but what did she know? After all, all of my friends were living in similar warm nests, receiving the same service from two other persons who were somehow all named Mom and Dad. No, my purpose in life was bigger than that. As much fun as playing with my friends was, If I did that then who would save princess Peach, liberate the kingdom of Hyrule and smite the evil king Dedede? I just couldn't ignore the sorrow of the weak!

It wasn't until another seven years or so that I would see what a fool I had been. Up until now, I had been carrying the weight of the world on my own shoulders while completely ignoring the help others could have offered. I was determined to never close my eyes to the value of friendship again! Especially in these dark times. I was barely finished helping Dr. Freeman escape the resonance cascade alive when bands of terrorists attacked and dragged his scientist colleagues off to cs_assault. This was too much for just me to handle. This time I needed help!

Anyone who doesn't believe in the kindness of strangers is a moron. I mean sure, strangers aren't always nice. I've been told that I SuX0rz and have been called a n00b a million times but even then, it's worth it. As it so happens, it were these very strangers that padded me on the back and reassuringly shouted "Lock and Load!" before we stormed the big garage and got every single scientist out while making a fair buck in the process. Unfortunately our happiness was short lived as a new batch of terrorists arrived and we were right back where we started. Rather than sigh over the shortness of our victory, we bought ourselves a new pack of heavy guns and rushed in once more. No matter how many times the terrorists came back, we'd bring them to justice!

Time went on and the terrorists got more and more violent. Now they didn't only take hostages any more but also planted bombs and tried to assassinate seemingly random VIPs. Our combined efforts were no longer enough. We needed more coordination. We needed a plan! We had to Look at the map and devise a clever strategy. As much as I tried this, people were joining and leaving our counter-terrorist squad with every tick of the clock. Some of them even switched sides to join the terrorists. I engaged in conversation with several of the better fighters. We decided to join together regularly and learn how to fight as one. You could even go as far as to call us a counter-strike clan! For years we battled the forces of evil and shed much blood until I finally left the front as I heard of another land in need.

So many years ago I had liberated the town of Tristram from Diablo, the lord of terror. The hero I helped out at the time had drilled the dark lord's soul stone right into his own forehead. What an idiot! Needless to say, Diablo soon overpowered this weak excuse for a savior and continued to live on, inhabiting the former hero's body. "Man", I thought. "I've gone through all of this before, I'm not doing it again or at least... Not alone!" Fortunately my plea for help didn't leave me waiting as several friends showed up and we entered a new clan to smite that demon once and for all! After taking care of business in the chaos sanctuary, laying waste to Baal, the lord of destruction and even single handedly obliterating several acres of murderous cows, it was time to put my swords and bows to rest once more.

Since that time, my clan based activity has settled down and I remain to fight on the side of good with smaller bands of friends while every now and then fondly remembering those good old days. Most of all, I tend to leave the real action up to others as I watch from the sidelines. Especially a Korean man named Jaedong shows particular excellence in leading the Zerg to victory against the evil Protoss at general Bisu's command and admiral Flash' corrupted Terran whom I wish all to be infested for greater good.

I thank you for taking the time to read about my life. Perhaps our paths may once cross in the endless online battlefields and until then, luck be with you.
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As I announced in my musing last week, this issue of River City Retro is dedicated entirely to the Japanese version of Super Mario Bros. 2. Nearly every time this game is mentioned, people talk about the wrong thing entirely. Everyone is always going on about the controversial localisation. Even I have to plead guilty with my own second ever post here on Destructoid. It seems that Mario 2 is always walking in the shadow of its own international handling and it really shouldn't. It's a beautifully constructed piece of work that deserves just as much love as any other game in the Mario series.

It is so often wrongfully accused of being a simple level rehash of the first SMB. Even Howard Lincoln, at that time president of Nintendo of America, has fallen into this trap. Yet at the same time, so many players are complaining that it throws them completely off their game by not acting like they'd expect Mario 1 to act. Somebody please call Phoenix Wright because I think we've got a serious contradiction on our hands here. The truth is that Super Mario Bros. 2 isn't a simple rehash nor is it a messed up SMB1. It's a freaking sequel! It's expanding on the existing formula.

Not only is it expanding, many of its additions have become true Mario trademarks that we now take for granted. Can you still imagine a Mario title where you don't get an extra upwards boost from stomping enemies? How about upside-down pipes or the classic mushroom design with those cutesy little eyes? What about Luigi's higher jump and lesser traction that we see in so many games? Guess where they were all conceived. That's right! Super Mario Bros. 2 for the Nintendo Famicom Disk System.



Another big point is the notorious difficulty. The original box art depicts a golden medal with the words "For super players" written on them and not without reason. Even some of Mario 2's early levels are insanely more difficult than anything we've seen in the first game. If you've been reading Iwata asks on Nintendo's home page, you know how Mario 1 was cleverly designed to hold your hand with level designs that would guarantee you to stomp an enemy or collect a power-up. This time we're not having any of that. The game is no longer on your side and Mario 2 isn't playing around!

Quite often the only way to cross a chasm is to bounce back up off of a paratroopa. It wouldn't be such a problem except that the game most generously offers you a starman right before the breathtaking leap. As a result you drop right through the paratroopa and dead you are. It doesn't stop there either. Remember the classic warp zones from the first game? Don't worry, they're still here but they're now accompanied by the reverse warps. It's exactly what it sounds like. Encounter one of these and you can choose between a one-way ticket to the beginning of the game or wait until the timer runs out to put you out of your misery. Mario 2 often tempts you into taking a path towards these too. Seriously... This game is making fun of you! As you play, you can literally feel it pointing at you and laughing hysterically. If you intend to save princess peach, this time you're going to be sweating bullets!

Does that mean that this game is an unforgiving asshole that you should gang up on with four friends and beat the living crap out of? No, it doesn't. Super Mario Bros. 2 is going to make you squirm and enjoy doing it but at the same time, it's going to show you compassion. While it's skimpy on the green mushrooms, something I like to call one-up runways are all over the place. I mean those situations where you have a number of enemies lined up perfectly to toss a koopa shell at. If you do it just right, points will accumulate with ever consecutive kill until the very last one finally grants you an extra life. Even several of the castles have these. You'll get your extra lives but you just have to work for them a bit more. Your relationship with Super Mario Bros. 2 will be much like the one with a mean older brother. Openly he will make your life miserable but deep in his heart, you're his brother and he loves you.



While on the surface, the game looks essentially the same as its predecessor, quite a number of small graphical improvements were made to the backgrounds. Also some enemies don't quite behave like they used to any more. I'm not sure how much storyline time there is between the two games, but at least enough for both koopa troopas and bloopers to evolve their species. Koopas now survive under water and bloopers have been brainwashed into thinking they're birds as they now reside in tree tops. Piranha plants have evolved into a new red species which is much more aggressive and hammer brothers aren't playing mr. nice-guy any more either as they will slowly but unstoppably keep walking towards you.

There are a few new game mechanics as well. In certain levels, you have wind storms that will push Mario forward, dramatically changing the timing of jumps while in others you have the super springboards. The old ones would launch you up to the top of the screen but these send you above and beyond. They launch Mario so high that it will easily take over five seconds for him to come back down. This makes it significantly hard to judge where he will land. Throw in a notorious level *cough* 7-3 that consists primarily of using these to dodge massive pits while in a wind storm and you're in for hours of fun.

The levels are another place where improvements were made. Remember how Super Mario Bros. often recycled its earlier levels and just quickly added some more bullet bills or smaller platforms as an excuse? There's none of that this time or at least not until the main eight worlds are over. Yep, that's right. I said main eight worlds and that means there are more. If you can make it through the game without warping, you will be taken into world nine. I'm pretty sure that this is a stab at the famous minus world of the original. A glitch they cutely worked around this time by removing the two blocks of ceiling before the ending pipes in underground levels.



Anyway, why do I think world nine is a reference to the minus world? Because it's freaking insane! Look at it! Actually the minus world was different in the Famicom Disk System version of Super Mario Bros. Instead of a repeating level 2-2, it took you to three completely messed up stages. The first was an underwater version of level 1-3 filled with messed up sprites including several instances of princess Peach. Then we ran through a pretty normal level 2-3 until we finally landed in castle 4-4 except it wan't quite a castle any more and had flying bloopers. Could this have been the inspiration for the flying bloopers in SMB2? World nine looks very similar except that it replaces the normal 2-3 with another fucked up underwater level. The Disk System's minus world was over after three levels but world nine includes a fourth which is nothing more than an underwater level where the word アリガトウ, meaning thank you in Japanese, is spelled. When you beat this one, it loops you right back to the beginning of 9-1, not at all unlike what the NES-version's minus world did.

As if world nine wasn't enough, the game offers no less than four extra secret worlds. I do think a lot of players would never get to see these without help though. Why is that? Because in order to reach worlds A, B, C and D as they're titled, you first have to beat the game eight times in a row. Given that Super Mario Bros. 2 doesn't have a save-game feature, you'd best take a day off of work. Then when you've finally wormed your way through it eight consecutive times and mopped up the puddles of sweat below you, you have to figure out that you need to hold down the A button while pressing start at the title screen. If you eventually do get to them, be prepared because they're even harder than the already tough levels you've just cleared eight times.

In the beginning it was nearly impossible to get your hands on this bit of retro goodness. Nowadays it has had sufficient re-releases though not all offer you a true experience. The most obvious one would be what we knew as The Lost Levels in Super Mario All Stars. As some fellow Dtoiders pointed out to me before, this is a bit of a dumbed down version. You start the game with five lives instead of three and it allows you to continue infinitely from the level you died in. The original also had infinite continues but it always put you back right after the last castle you cleared. This version does have a save feature but it's much less needed as world A to D are now available immediately after your first playthrough. In the Japanese version, the words "For super players" that were originally written on the box, now appear as a subtitle on the first screen.



Then there was Super Mario Bros. Deluxe for the Game Boy Colour. This is a beautiful 8-bit remake of the first Mario with a motherload of additions ranging from animated water to a whole freaking world-map. After beating the game, another dumbed down version of Mario 2 became available, once again titled "For super players". This time, the big problem was that the game was running on Mario 1's engine. Gone were the extra boosts from stomping enemies and with it went the challenging jumps where you had to rely on this mechanic to advance. The windy storms and anything beyond world eight were nowhere to be found either.

A Famicom-perfect re-release came out in Japan for the Game Boy Advance but here in the west, we missed out once again and we would keep missing out until summer 2007. Then the original game finally came out in both the United States and Europe on the Nintendo Wii's virtual console. This time we're not messing around any more. This is Super Mario Bros. 2 exactly the way it was intended when it first hit Japanese store shelves on June third 1986. Levels are left entirely intact and there is no save feature to help you beat the game eight times for those sexy extra worlds. Except for the Wii's built in suspend function of course. If you're interested in trying out the real sequel to Mario, this is where it's at!

In conclusion, a common misconception is that Super Mario Bros. 2 isn't as much a true sequel as it is a harder version of the original. I believe the sheer number of improvements and new gameplay mechanics that stayed throughout the remainder of the franchise, earn this title its full fledged entry in the Mario franchise. It is a challenging but truly magnificent game that deserves its rightful place in gaming history which is to stand tall between the two landmarks that are Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. 3. This has been Metallion and thank you for reading River City Retro!

Bonus feature: For super readers

I have recorded my full playthrough of this game and it's available on YouTube for everyone who is curious to see just how difficult some levels are. I have beaten the game legitimately before but to keep it a bit interesting, this run is done in three segments. The first one consists of worlds one up to four, the second segment shows worlds five, six and seven while for the last segment, I do worlds eight and nine. By keeping the segments fairly large, I have been able to run through the game without going game-over but you still get to see me fuck up royally in some parts. especially world 7 :(. Sorry for not including worlds A to D but I couldn't be bothered beating the game eight times at this moment. Knowing me though, I'll probably get to them at one point or another.

Complete playlist

world 1: 3.31

world 2: 3.58

world 3: 4.49

world 4: 9.08

world 5: 4.14

world 6: 4.24

world 7: 10.01

world 8: 6.23

world 9: 4.42



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