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Wile E. Coyote vs StarScream
Meta-Ridley | 3:09 PM on 01.16.2008 6 comments


When are residential british guy aka Jim Sterling mentioned this fight in the latest Podtoid it for some odd reason got to me really thinking about this and have come up with an answer to this battle but first the specifics of the fight.



The Specifics
It's Wile E. Coyote. If you don't who he is your either really young or have lived under a rock since you were born. He has brought into this battle with absolutely nothing.


Versus

StarScream is well...StarScream he comes into this battle with everything that is currently attached to him and can transform at any time to his stealth jet plane.


Now I'm going to presume this battle takes place in a normal terrain with nothing to special about it.

The Actual Battle
Now I know what you guys are thinking "StarScream would own the shit out of that stupid Coyote lol" but that is certainly not the case.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz65AOjabtM

As you can see in this clip and possibly millions of others out there. Wile E Coyote simply does not die...EVER. He could be smashed, splatted, impaled, anything at all and come back with not a scratch on him. This animal could probably beat Wolverine in coming back to life. So you see as much as Star Scream shoots at him, punches him, stomps on him. Wile will just keep on getting back up and after a while Star Scream will go "Screw this" and leave the fight. Thus handing the victory to Wile E Coyote.

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Necros's Destructoid Blog
But that's not Wil E. Coyote winning, that's Starscream getting bored of beating someone up.
Meta-Ridley's Destructoid Blog
Defeat by Ringout!
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
Wile E Coyote is an immortal, so obviously he will win
Brandon Undead's Destructoid Blog
Someone needs to flex their MUGEN muscles on this one.


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Hi, I'm Anthony. I enjoy anything that is remotely nerdy. Comics,anime,videogames obviously and collecting action figures (mainly Marvel Legends.) I enjoy all types of games from RPG to Action. I guess the best way to show you my tastes is to give you a top 10 list.

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