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Nice to meet you... bitches
Meringue | 6:58 AM on 09.08.2008 30 comments


I suppose this is the part where I introduce my self, and you all respond with a cordial (but expected) "welcome to Dtoid", "it's time to get raped", etc.

I'm female. Not stating this as a bias, merely forewarning anyone who might think I'm a candy-ass for my game choices if they didn't know my gender. Plus, I have boobs. They're really nice and squishy and I thought you should all know.

My roots stem from the NES, skipping the SNES and moving straight to the 64. Thusly, my gaming started in Nintendo and it has carried through. I'm still a big fan of the N64, and I love my Wii. Yes, I still have a Gamecube. My personal favorites are Super Mario 64, Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie, Harvest Moon, and anything Mario Party.

The XBox 360 has become a staple of gaming for me; without it, I wouldn't be able to get my fix of Castle Crashers, Geometry Wars, or my pre-order fix for Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. I'm mostly a fan of arcade, though before my Live subscription ran out, I was a big fan of GoW. If I had to rank, the 360 falls slightly below the Wii. Yes, I know, I'm biased, but Nintendo's what I was raised on, and as such it's the bread and butter of my gaming.

I'm not really a big fan of Sony. When I was younger, I had a Playstation. When I got older, I got a PS2. Nothing that Sony has done has really grabbed me, and their loss of money over the PS3 was certainly not a crying matter for me. Now that they've dropped the price and the quality of the PS3, I'm certainly not impressed. I'd like Sony if they made games I like, but after whiling away two months of my time on RPG Maker, and being forced to buy a PS2 nouveau to run the damn game, I kind of gave up. Call me bitter, but nothing about the PS3 is a siren song to draw me back to Sony. I did, however, keep my PS2 for "nostalgic" value. It just kind of sits there. Sometimes, at night, while I'm playing 360, I think I can hear it crying.



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Clance's Destructoid Blog
"Plus, I have boobs. They're really nice and squishy and I thought you should all know."

Really? Fuck off.
JACK of No Trades's Destructoid Blog
I second Clance.
Senisan82's Destructoid Blog
smh
SilverDragon1979's Destructoid Blog
Your first blog on this site already has so much hatred in it. Were you abused at some other video game site and you are now taking it out on us. We aren't really interested in the fact you are a girl, and we also aren't interested in the fact you have boobs. All we care about is whether you will contribute to the site or not.

I believe you will find that some of the most respected people on this site are our female members like Nintendoll who really contribute a lot to the community. Starting off like this though is not really a way to get respect from the Dtoid community.
Meringue's Destructoid Blog
@Silver- No, I was not abused at another video game site, Dtoid is my first. Also, the boobs comment was meant to be a joke, but I guess I'm just fail at internet humor. :(
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
Well, like silverdragon said, your gender isn't a big deal RE: how much we (the community) respects you. Your ownership of lady parts won't detract from any quality content, coolness, hilarity that you may bring to the table.

That said, show us your opinions. Rattle off something substantial, show up to Friday Night Fights and show us that you don't suck.

also, Takeshi probably cares that you have boobs.
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
@Meringue

I don't think we can detect humor from new people, unless they show videos from youtube or pictures of themselves with ducks.

At least that's what I've heard. How does this site work again?
JACK of No Trades's Destructoid Blog
@Meringue

We get alot of girls that post here for attention. lol just last week we had a girl get 200+ comments in her blog because she posted herself with her boobs hanging out.
Clance's Destructoid Blog
GTA made me say it!

I prefer my meringue crunchy and crumbly. "Squishy" meringue means the chewy kind that is turning slightly stale.

To recap, I like crunchy meringue boobs. But whether my meringue has boobs or not is irrelevant. Either way, I will enjoy it dry or with strawberries & cream. meringue usually brings something interesting to the tabel so I hope you can.

Welcome to Dtoid, time to get raped.
Clance's Destructoid Blog
table*
nintendoll's Destructoid Blog
*high fives* Hooray for being a girl, and liking Harvest Moon.

Forget the assholes, they happen. I also enjoy having squishy boobs, the boys are just jealous.

Jack of No Trades makes a point when he says a lot of girls sign up for game sites for attention. Once you start posting decent blogs, comments or forum posts, people will warm up to you a bit.

Welcome to the site :)
Rifter01's Destructoid Blog
Since he hasn't arrived yet..

Welcome to Destructoid
Mr. Sadistic <3's you
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Destructoid, don't suck.

And don't show your boobs, you'll regret it in the long run.
bloodylip's Destructoid Blog
I prefer boobs to feel like bags of sand.

Welcome to dtoid. Don't suck. And don't be an attention whore.
blehman's Destructoid Blog
!Lobster Mastershakes++
power-glove's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Dtoid. I suggest that you check around to see if there is a Dtoid group in your area and come to events that maybe planned. Also join us for Friday Night Fights if you get the opportunity.
king3vbo's Destructoid Blog
I like games, and so do you. Let's be friends
NihonTiger90's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Dtoid. Here is your complimentary troll-beating stick.
Dao2-SKP's Destructoid Blog
nintendoll - Y would they be jealous lots of guys have squishy boobs too :PPPPPPP
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Destructoid.
TrailerParkJesus's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Destructoid. Wits or GTFO.
Tiff's Destructoid Blog
I like your avatar !!!
SWE3tMadness's Destructoid Blog
Hey, I'm pretty much in the same situation as you, being a girl gamer raised by Nintendo.

But welcome to Destructoid! We're just like one big, dysfunctional family here. :D
Danmartigan's Destructoid Blog
we have some sensitive people here. with special needs.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Destructoid.
pedrovay2003's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to Dtoid!

I grew up with the NES myself. I didn't skip the SNES, but I am coming from the same place you are, and I'm quite the Nintendo fan myself.
mix's Destructoid Blog
That is prety much the best intro header I have read.

Welcome.
Ashley Davis's Destructoid Blog
Tubatic is right. Ducks always work! :)

Welcome. Always nice to have more girls join up.
Mushman's Destructoid Blog
Welcome to the 'Toid, have fun, stick around, be cool, and hope you have a great day!! :)
manta's Destructoid Blog
Fuck you.






Welcome.


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