I suppose this is the part where I introduce my self, and you all respond with a cordial (but expected) "welcome to Dtoid", "it's time to get raped", etc.
I'm female. Not stating this as a bias, merely forewarning anyone who might think I'm a candy-ass for my game choices if they didn't know my gender. Plus, I have boobs. They're really nice and squishy and I thought you should all know.
My roots stem from the NES, skipping the SNES and moving straight to the 64. Thusly, my gaming started in Nintendo and it has carried through. I'm still a big fan of the N64, and I love my Wii. Yes, I still have a Gamecube. My personal favorites are Super Mario 64, Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie, Harvest Moon, and anything Mario Party.
The XBox 360 has become a staple of gaming for me; without it, I wouldn't be able to get my fix of Castle Crashers, Geometry Wars, or my pre-order fix for Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. I'm mostly a fan of arcade, though before my Live subscription ran out, I was a big fan of GoW. If I had to rank, the 360 falls slightly below the Wii. Yes, I know, I'm biased, but Nintendo's what I was raised on, and as such it's the bread and butter of my gaming.
I'm not really a big fan of Sony. When I was younger, I had a Playstation. When I got older, I got a PS2. Nothing that Sony has done has really grabbed me, and their loss of money over the PS3 was certainly not a crying matter for me. Now that they've dropped the price and the quality of the PS3, I'm certainly not impressed. I'd like Sony if they made games I like, but after whiling away two months of my time on RPG Maker, and being forced to buy a PS2 nouveau to run the damn game, I kind of gave up. Call me bitter, but nothing about the PS3 is a siren song to draw me back to Sony. I did, however, keep my PS2 for "nostalgic" value. It just kind of sits there. Sometimes, at night, while I'm playing 360, I think I can hear it crying.
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Really? Fuck off.
I believe you will find that some of the most respected people on this site are our female members like Nintendoll who really contribute a lot to the community. Starting off like this though is not really a way to get respect from the Dtoid community.
That said, show us your opinions. Rattle off something substantial, show up to Friday Night Fights and show us that you don't suck.
also, Takeshi probably cares that you have boobs.
I don't think we can detect humor from new people, unless they show videos from youtube or pictures of themselves with ducks.
At least that's what I've heard. How does this site work again?
We get alot of girls that post here for attention. lol just last week we had a girl get 200+ comments in her blog because she posted herself with her boobs hanging out.
I prefer my meringue crunchy and crumbly. "Squishy" meringue means the chewy kind that is turning slightly stale.
To recap, I like crunchy meringue boobs. But whether my meringue has boobs or not is irrelevant. Either way, I will enjoy it dry or with strawberries & cream. meringue usually brings something interesting to the tabel so I hope you can.
Welcome to Dtoid, time to get raped.
Forget the assholes, they happen. I also enjoy having squishy boobs, the boys are just jealous.
Jack of No Trades makes a point when he says a lot of girls sign up for game sites for attention. Once you start posting decent blogs, comments or forum posts, people will warm up to you a bit.
Welcome to the site :)
Welcome to Destructoid
Mr. Sadistic <3's you
And don't show your boobs, you'll regret it in the long run.
Welcome to dtoid. Don't suck. And don't be an attention whore.
But welcome to Destructoid! We're just like one big, dysfunctional family here. :D
I grew up with the NES myself. I didn't skip the SNES, but I am coming from the same place you are, and I'm quite the Nintendo fan myself.
Welcome.
Welcome. Always nice to have more girls join up.
Welcome.