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Dear DTOID, f*ck you, sincerely, me
Mekanikles | 4:19 PM on 01.18.2010 35 comments


Dear DTOID

I am sad. I've been lurking around here for as long as I can remember. This is/was my favourite gaming news site and now I'm soon forced to leave and never come back. Why? The goddamned advertisment whoring business going on lately. I don't own a car, I don't want to own one and especially not a bloody Chrystler. I curse your name out loud everytime I click a dtoid video link, instantly regretting my mistake. I don't want to sit through the chrystler ad (which is unstoppable once it's started by the way) every fucking time. Now, this alone has gotten me to force myself to read Kotaku instead, even though I don't fancy their layout nor their lack of humour. Still, I check back here, from time to time, just being super careful not to click any of the infernal videos.

Cue dimming out the entire window, displaying the most ass-awful piece of advertisment ever. It takes over the entire screen and shows some emo kid with wings or something, flashing fancy animations in my sore pre-morning-coffee eyes. I instantly swoop my cursor all over the place, looking for a way to bring swift deadly vengeance upon this creature, to no avail. I have to sit through the whole thing in slow-mo snail speed before a tiny "x" appears in the upper right corner.

I don't have any pretence of thinking I'll be missed but this was the last drop. Fuck you and good bye, nice knowing you.
/Me



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Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:53
Tarvu
HA YOU SUCK
Zeta Crossfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:54
Zeta Crossfire
Dear Mek, I am sorry to say that you are a pussy. If you can't handle a few adds then you are a idiot.

Sincerely Zeta
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:54
DF
Let the door hit your ass on the way out, asshole. Of all the things to leave over, you're bitching about advertisements in videos? Wow.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:56
Tarvu


Seriously though, does the guy watch the videos every minute of the day? And the other adverts can be blocked.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:56
Xzyliac
Thank the lawd for mobile browsers. I can only imagine how awful it is on the PC end. I was on the PC all last week and it was miserable as shit. Especially watching videos. I'll YouTube thank you very much.

That said I don't pay the bills so I can't really complain. But seriously if you have a viable means of mobile browsing I find it far less annoying and cluttered with the same content sans videos.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:58
Tarvu
Heh one more reason for me to maybe get a DS sometime.
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 16:58
WastelandTraveler
LOL you are beautiful.
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:05
FalconReaper
Dear Mek, F@ck you too, signed Falcon
Mechman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:05
Mechman
Dear Mekanikle:
Adblock
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:11
The Silent Protagonist
I had a witty and eloquent reply to this, but I decided it wasn't worth the effort.
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:13
smurfee mcgee
That wasn't exactly constructive.
Suck my lobster milkshake.
DiegoMendoza's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:24
DiegoMendoza
Those adds that you complain about are the ones that make the money to keep the site running and covering the editors wages, so stop being such a pussy.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:30
RonBurgandy2010
It's either ads or no Dtoid.












I'll take the ads.
Dao2-SKP's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:34
Dao2-SKP
learn to use the internet :|
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:47
Kraid
Ok would you kindly deposit money into Niero's account so he can keep up his Website instead?


You should learn your basics in Internet commerce.


also , we won't miss you.
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 17:54
Loogibot
The Ad's? Really? That's why you're "leaving"? Not because of the actual content the site is accounted for, but for ads that generate money to keep the site running. Do you know how the internet works? Did you know that to keep a site running, it take money? I'm guessing not.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 18:02
Xzyliac
@Loogibot
It's a matter of worth buddy. For some people (I'd reckon most of us) the price of clutter-y ads is worth the content.

Not that it neccesarily justifies a public damning of the entire site but it's not like he's wholly wrong here. The site is very cluttered. Aesthetically it's quite pleasing but the ads make it an eyesore. If they were a bit more tastefully done or if the site had a layout that made it more ad friendly it couldn't hurt.

But again I don't pay the bills and I ain't leavin' so it's just the way it is I guess. I know we all love the site and all but objectively he makes a valid point.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 18:08
Jonathan Holmes
Come back when we get filthy rich and don't need to do ads anymore? Or just don't click on our videos?

I don't know what else to tell you.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 18:22
bluexy
firefox + adblock plus
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 18:23
Holyetheline
You'll be back tomorrow to check your blog. C'mon, who are you kidding?
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 19:39
Los255
Bye
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 21:13
Daxelman
Pants on the ground....wait....
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 21:17
Wedge
I'm pretty sure I've never seen these ads... oops =X
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 22:17
Tubatic
Pants on the ground, indeed.
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2010 23:55
SephirothX
I'll agree to an extent, the adds are getting annoying as fuck. Dtoid, I dont mind you having adds. But seriously don't go the IGN route and cover the screen with shitty full screen flash adds.
SAMA1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2010 01:43
SAMA1984
Goodbye.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2010 01:50
ace of knaves
You define whoring as selling ad space to pay for this site and all the people who work on it. I really have to thank you. I find the ads annoying too, but of course they're worth it for the content they pay for, and now every time I see one I'll just be reminded that these 30 second inconveniences are providing the valuable service of weeding worthless peons like you from this community. Good riddance, and fuck you too, you pathetic waste of tissue.
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Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2010 08:12
Tarvu
Oh look, Spam, Awesome.


Anyway he came back and changed his avatar, he must be really adamant about this.
shellshock929's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2010 10:21
shellshock929
Bye! Let the door hit ya on the way out!
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2010 11:37
falinter
Destructoid weeps at the loss of another whiner. What will we ever do?
IcEmonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2010 13:27
IcEmonkey
you cant handle a few ads? how else is this brilliant site going to pay for itself? your a dick, good riddance, were glad your going.
Xelviar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2010 20:40
Xelviar
If the ads were annoying you so much there are ways to get rid of them, but... as it seems that you want to leave, then so be it.
SUPER-WEEDGAN's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/19/2010 20:56
SUPER-WEEDGAN
This user should be permabanned if he hasn't already.

These sort of articles are just childish.
L G Jargon's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2010 23:12
L G Jargon
Mr. Popo says...



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