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11:10 PM on 10.02.2008

Cblogs of 10/2/08 + Mechanisms

So the other day my girlfriend visited me, and decided we were going to visit the Museum of Sex in Manhattan. So we did, because when your girlfriend wants you to take her to a building filled with porn, you make it happen. ...   read

10:35 PM on 09.25.2008

Cblogs of 09/25/08 + Mechanisms

Today's advice? Get trashed and go to a Weezer concert (for free) at Madison Square Garden, despite the fact that you will suffer greatly during your law school classes the next day. Life is about priorities. Also, did you k...   read

10:39 PM on 09.11.2008

Cblogs of 9/11/08 + Mechanisms

This is a somewhat solemn day for many Americans, so I will restrict my Mechanisms to the following video, in salute. *- The Great Random Battle Experiment (SurplusGamer) *- A 9/11 remembrance (SilverDragon1979) *- Spore ...   read

10:17 PM on 09.03.2008

CBlogs of 09/03/2008 + Mechanisms

I was not at PAX, as everyone who was there has reminded me by posting a cblog about how awesome it was, and upon reading each one a little piece of me died. I am now 38% deceased. I hope you're happy. Also, Wednesdays need ...   read

10:28 PM on 08.27.2008

Cblogs of 08/27/08 + Mechanisms

As a great shark once said, recappin' ain't easy. My recap cherry has been popped, and as with most deflowerings, I'm likely to be sore for a few days. With the November election in the United States rapidly approaching, ...   read

4:14 PM on 07.27.2008

A Cast of Thousands: You, You, and You (You too)

[Credit to The Young Scot for the fantastic video above] Xbox LIVE is filled to the brim with beer-guzzling frat boys and prepubescent racists. World of Warcraft is more addictive than heroin, and it is populated by 10 mi...   read

2:19 PM on 07.04.2008


Friday is not on Thursday, I don't care how long your weekend is. Now go eat grilled meats and celebrate the United States Declaration of Independence and subsequent participation in one of the worst-fought military conflicts in history. Who's ready to FRIDAY?!?!?!?! Happy Fourth of July, Destructoid. Even you, you crazy Brits.   read

4:59 PM on 06.21.2008

Sunday Film Review: The Guyver 2 (Or, How I Got Reverend Anthony's Address)

I received a lovely little surprise in the mail the other day. Courtesy of our very own Reverend Anthony, I am now the proud owner of the classic film, The Guyver 2, in Digital Video Disc format. As you may recall, this was...   read

6:37 PM on 04.06.2008

NOT My Turning Point Gaming Rig Barely Beating the Deadline In Hopes of Getting Free Things

Here she is ladies and germs, my mundane "Not a Bajillion Dollar Turning Point Gaming Rig". Dell XPS 400 or so, 3.0 Ghz, 1 GB RAM, 250 GB Hard drive. She does what I need her to do (at least after having the hard drive and mo...   read

3:49 PM on 04.02.2008

Relay For Life: Help Fight Against Cancer[NVGR]

The a cappella group I am in (The Eart Tones) has made a Relay For Life team, and we're trying to raise money, so I'm asking everyone I know to contribute. I know Destructoid, so I am asking you. Relay For Life is the Unit...   read

3:02 AM on 03.24.2008

From the Makers of "I'm In Ur Manger, Killin Ur Savior"

The fellows at For Tax Reasons, who were responsible for the hilarious video "IM IN UR MANGER, KILLIN UR SAVIOR", have just released a new short animation featuring the same cast. The new one is entitled "My Steampunk Paper...   read

2:15 PM on 03.19.2008

Eulogytoid: WiiSucks Edition

My dear friends, we are gathered here today to bear witness to the passing of our fallen comrade, WiiSucks. WiiSucks began his journey here on Destructoid as so many others do: spouting forth a mass of intense failure from...   read

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