So the other day my girlfriend visited me, and decided we were going to visit the Museum of Sex in Manhattan. So we did, because when your girlfriend wants you to take her to a building filled with porn, you make it happen.
Today's advice? Get trashed and go to a Weezer concert (for free) at Madison Square Garden, despite the fact that you will suffer greatly during your law school classes the next day. Life is about priorities.
Also, did you k...
This is a somewhat solemn day for many Americans, so I will restrict my Mechanisms to the following video, in salute.
*- The Great Random Battle Experiment (SurplusGamer)
*- A 9/11 remembrance (SilverDragon1979)
*- Spore ...
I was not at PAX, as everyone who was there has reminded me by posting a cblog about how awesome it was, and upon reading each one a little piece of me died. I am now 38% deceased. I hope you're happy.
Also, Wednesdays need ...
As a great shark once said, recappin' ain't easy. My recap cherry has been popped, and as
with most deflowerings, I'm likely to be sore for a few days.
With the November election in the United States rapidly approaching, ...
[Credit to The Young Scot for the fantastic video above]
Xbox LIVE is filled to the brim with beer-guzzling frat boys and prepubescent racists.
World of Warcraft is more addictive than heroin, and it is populated by 10 mi...
Friday is not on Thursday, I don't care how long your weekend is. Now go eat grilled meats and celebrate the United States Declaration of Independence and subsequent participation in one of the worst-fought military conflicts in history.
Who's ready to FRIDAY?!?!?!?!
Happy Fourth of July, Destructoid. Even you, you crazy Brits.
I received a lovely little surprise in the mail the other day. Courtesy of our very own Reverend Anthony, I am now the proud owner of the classic film, The Guyver 2, in Digital Video Disc format. As you may recall, this was...
Here she is ladies and germs, my mundane "Not a Bajillion Dollar Turning Point Gaming Rig". Dell XPS 400 or so, 3.0 Ghz, 1 GB RAM, 250 GB Hard drive. She does what I need her to do (at least after having the hard drive and mo...
The a cappella group I am in (The Eart Tones) has made a Relay For Life team, and we're trying to raise money, so I'm asking everyone I know to contribute. I know Destructoid, so I am asking you.
Relay For Life is the Unit...
The fellows at For Tax Reasons, who were responsible for the hilarious video "IM IN UR MANGER, KILLIN UR SAVIOR", have just released a new short animation featuring the same cast. The new one is entitled "My Steampunk Paper...
My dear friends, we are gathered here today to bear witness to the passing of our fallen comrade, WiiSucks.
WiiSucks began his journey here on Destructoid as so many others do: spouting forth a mass of intense failure from...
About MechaMonkey One of us since 11:46 AM on 01.04.2007
Profession: Law Student
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Sex: At least buy me dinner first
I'm a law student. I don't have the time or money for gaming. But I've been coming here for three years now, and I just can't bring myself to leave. I would make sweet love to every one of your mothers if they were here right now, just to thank them for bringing you into my life.