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What a wonderful idea Bartholomew. I, your humble servant Maximillius Mocha, will do what I can to support our cause.
This is a pretty good idea. I shall join your cause.
And come up with a name. Someone needs to make a foppish name-generator.
And come up with a name. Someone needs to make a foppish name-generator.
Colonel Frederick VonHatsburg, here. I was told there was a spot of amusement going on, just stopped through to see, lest mine intelligence deceive me.
But pray tell! What mischievous JOURNALISM do you speak of, Geraldo old boy?
But pray tell! What mischievous JOURNALISM do you speak of, Geraldo old boy?
Dear Colonel, surely the good pressman Beedog has a tart bit of whimsy up his ruffled sleeve. Why, t'was just a fortnight ago what i spied him on the Bowery and we shared a leisurely guffaw under our frock coats at his notions.
Rejoice, for gentlemen extraordinaire Francisco "Culito" Alejandro Rodriguez Bravo has arrived to show the rest the error of their uncouth ways.
Ah, a million words of thanks, dear boy. Although I dare not to be so presumptuous in my findings, I say to damn them on such an occasion! This publication here might very well be the pinnacle of printed speech.
Here, here!
Here, here!
Hashel van Hashel is but one in the same boat, so a gentleman such as myself should never turn down a fellow with a quandry
Perhaps one could meet a gentry mort partaking in such an event? Oh the knobs would want to knuckle after such an event that is certain! To that notion I whiffle!
Perhaps one could meet a gentry mort partaking in such an event? Oh the knobs would want to knuckle after such an event that is certain! To that notion I whiffle!
In light of the rather formidable response to my solicitation, I have elevated my rank to that of Baron Bartholomew Blatherhedge, as I have been somewhat remiss in permitting myself such an appurtenance to my nomenclature. Henceforth, failure to include my most recently appended appellation will most certainly result in a bout of especially brutish fisticuffs. Without a doubt, I am certain gentlemen of your stature will not require that such a fracas ensue.
For others seeking titles to complete their foppish personae, might I suggest "Viscount" or "Marquis"?
For others seeking titles to complete their foppish personae, might I suggest "Viscount" or "Marquis"?
I, Earl Cecil Fornsworth, am indebted to you sir Blatherhedge, thank you for taking the time to eastablish this spiffing gentleman's club.
A spot of tomfoolery for the upper crust? How deliciously marvelous. I, the esteemed Duke of Knaves, Archibald Weatherton, shall be anticipating the festivities with breath as baited as the bear it was the pleasure of my chums and I to see thrash about in its undignified restraints.
I applaud your outstanding efforts good Baron Blatherhedge. Let it be known that the Herzogin von Durckheim-Bassenheim had proclaimed your suggestions of tomfoolery to be of the highest standard. Let us don our finest fineries and make light of an otherwise dreary happenstance.
Captain Blusious DeSaurus of the fine ship Alsacocks shares the above values, nautically. Soon, gentlemen. Soon we shall have our day, and me boat will sail us into the sunset.
Sir Schtroumpf M. VI of Le Kingdom de Spirou is here to offer his services in any manner befitting the utmost in foppishness. PAX be damned.
Great Scott! A Capital idea my good sir. While my flat mate Sir Necros of Terminus is away I Lord Johnathan von Houghton will uphold the utmost in the values of the FOPs. Again capital idea old chap.
The Noble Barnesworth Chesterfield here. I hereby sponsor shenanigans and whatnot of a non-PAX nature. Spit spot, meat and two veg, cheerio and all that.
Currently #destructoid on irc has been claimed by the FOP. It is unknown how long it can be held for. Feel free to join us in our celebration of our victory.
