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DESTRUCTOID CANCUN: Destructoid Theme Song Cover Edition
MechaMonkey | 7:33 PM on 03.04.2008 12 comments




I am Destructoid's biggest fan-boy because instead of studying for my midterm tomorrow, I arranged and recorded a cover of the Destructoid Theme Song, by Jonathan "GameJew" Mann.

To start off, I'll give you the original. Ain't nothing like a scoop or two of old school to spice up your day.

Original Destructoid Theme

And the lyrics for reference:

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
E
Mr. Destructoid
B
Get your claws offa my lady, now
C#m A
She's got video games all around her tits
E B
But she's mine, she's mine

I posted her pictures
And you whipped out your robot cock
And I wonder if you're shootin' all your nuts and bolts tonight
But she's mine, yeah she's mine

Destructoid, Mr. Destructoid
You're not owned by Fox or AOL and I like that about you
Mr. Destructoid, Mr. Destructoid
You took on the big boys and you came out on top

So I say:

Hey, Hey, Mr. Destructoid

I decided to take some artistic license and go in another direction. Observe:

Destructoid Theme Song: MechaMonkey Edition

In closing, a little poem:

Destructoid rocks,
now it's theme song does too.
You're going to Cancun.
Can I come too?



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Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2008 19:57
Neonie
I like how you gave it a higher tempo. I wasent able to really understand any thing cuase the ear phones I'm useing atm are crap but it sounds like when I get back on my computer it will sound really good.
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2008 20:02
charliesuh
Dude, I was so getting ready to flame this, that theme drives me nuts, makes me want to shoot someone in the face them kill myself!
But damn! This rocks man! It's really bad ass!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2008 20:08
king3vbo
Damn thats pretty hot
topcow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2008 20:09
topcow
Very nice. I like the tempo.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2008 20:11
MechaMonkey
Yeah, shitty speakers/headphones beware, the mic I used was a cheap headset one. The lyrics are basically the same though, if you're itching to know exactly what's being sung.
angusm's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2008 20:58
angusm
Kickass
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2008 21:10
Samit Sarkar
That’s awesome! I liked the original song, but it got really grating after a while, and it was a bit too happy-go-lucky for me. This rocks, though!
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2008 21:14
GuitarAtomik
Very nice man! It has sort of an 80's Smiths/Cure feel to it.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/04/2008 21:57
Colette Bennett
This is fucking hot dude. It's SEXY.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2008 10:59
Kryptinite
fuck yeah...that was hot
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/05/2008 11:49
Maurice Tan
Nice! Totally not the kind of voice I expected with that cute avatar :)
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 10:43
Gameboi
I can seriously see everyone dancing to this at the club. It should be played at Cancun. FOR REALS!
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