I am Destructoid's biggest fan-boy because instead of studying for my midterm tomorrow, I arranged and recorded a cover of the
Destructoid Theme Song, by Jonathan "GameJew" Mann.
To start off, I'll give you the original. Ain't nothing like a scoop or two of old school to spice up your day.
Original Destructoid Theme
And the lyrics for reference:
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
E
Mr. Destructoid
B
Get your claws offa my lady, now
C#m A
She's got video games all around her tits
E B
But she's mine, she's mine
I posted her pictures
And you whipped out your robot cock
And I wonder if you're shootin' all your nuts and bolts tonight
But she's mine, yeah she's mine
Destructoid, Mr. Destructoid
You're not owned by Fox or AOL and I like that about you
Mr. Destructoid, Mr. Destructoid
You took on the big boys and you came out on top
So I say:
Hey, Hey, Mr. Destructoid
I decided to take some artistic license and go in another direction. Observe:
Destructoid Theme Song: MechaMonkey Edition
In closing, a little poem:
Destructoid rocks,
now it's theme song does too.
You're going to Cancun.
Can I come too?
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But damn! This rocks man! It's really bad ass!