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I'm a law student. I don't have the time or money for gaming. But I've been coming here for three years now, and I just can't bring myself to leave. I would make sweet love to every one of your mothers if they were here right now, just to thank them for bringing you into my life.

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Cblogs of 09/25/08 + Mechanisms
MechaMonkey \| 10:35 PM on 09.25.2008	7 comments

Today's advice? Get trashed and go to a Weezer concert (for free) at Madison Square Garden, despite the fact that you will suffer greatly during your law school classes the next day. Life is about priorities.

Also, did you know that a pack of weasels is called a boogle?

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*- topgeargorilla makes Hitler, Pol Pot, and Voldemort cry (coonskin05)
*- A wonderfully creative game idea. Check it out, give some feedback. (Altered Beets)
*- Bahamut is drink (BahamutZero)

A- The current console generation is not up to snuff. Graphs prove it. (craineum)
A- A SecuROM ate my baby! (John B)
S- Old School Games: Mega Man 4 (randombullseye)
S- Who you gonna call? BlindsideDork! (BlindsideDork)
S- A head full of levels, this time it’s Hyrule Castle (pendelton21)
M- Zulu hates Mega Man 9? (Zulu)
M- Rev Ant hates internet providers that don’t approve of NES emulation (Reverend Anthony)
M- Hey! Listen! Bwark-Kupo hates Navi. (Bwark-Kupo)
P- FAILCAST 16 beta: Nudity ensues (FAILCAST)

W- A winrar is Gynecologist Cobra! (AgentMOO)

E- Another NY Chiptunes show, the only video game-related events we get (Zen Albatross)
E- Excremento is getting ready for a special delivery. Unfortunately, it’s not a new game. (Excremento)
S- Now you too can PEW PEW PEW (tsumanikitsune)
C- I think this guy might need an intervention. (CWal37)
C- Boss battle reminiscence (Neonie)
C- Thnks fr th mmrs (ShadokatRegn)
R- Broken F5 key? (Phantom Spaceman)
H- Not Ali D’s Turning Point Gaming Rig (Ali D)
H- PS1 collection not quite up to snuff… but close (michiyoyoshiku)

N- Europeans get games, just like real people (Gemsi)
N- Europeans get PSN games, just like real people (wilbo)
N- You must defeat Shen Long (Shin Oni)
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N- L4D System requirements require a system (godkow)
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V- Mega Man walkthroughs? On MY Destructoid? (michiyoyoshiku)
V- Rabbids are still chock full o’ parody (Alanar)
V- Parody game, worth a look (killatia)
V- Mega Sonic Bros. GO! (Bwark-Kupo)
R- Mega Man 9 rapes your rear and makes you like it (NihonTiger90)
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R- I almost called this a Jimpression (jim Yates)
R- Disgaea DS: Awesome? Yes. (Askherserenity)
R- Time Hollow is empty and short. Also, irony. (sicPOS)
T- Microsoft is a chauvinist pig (PeZ)
T- October is a bad month for bank accounts. (Trev)
T- Lag wins games, but not friends (Blindside Dork)
T- Alex pops his 8-bit Mega Cherry (vexed alex)
T- Just shy of a Monthly Musing post (unstoppablejuggernaut)
T- Play Braid. Pendelton has spoken. (pendelton21)
D- Wanna ask a Battlefield: Bad Company producer anything? (Reverend Anthony)

M- Call Zen Albatross, we can make our own chiptunes (SurplusGamer)
F- I am Prequel/Awful/Terrible/Ill-advised (BlindsideDork)

L- Narutard on the loose! (maguszxz)
L- Jacko’s disbarment: Beat the front page, but didn’t have an awesome gif. (covah)
L- Phoenix Wright is finally a real boy. (Gynecologist Cobra)
R- Captain N is on DVD?! (ChillyBilly)
V- Would have been more adorable if I didn’t read it as Dick and Pussy at first (BlindsideDork)

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F- Writing now about writing later (Son of BaconSadwhich)
F- Rankfag (mine is 46. Suck it.) (Cutie Honey)
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7 comments | showing # 1 to 7

MrSadistic

Great job, I love you.

My mind is in a "boogle" after reading that. Oh yeah, I went there.

pendelton21

Great recap! Just in time for the front page to be torn the fuck apart!

Brian Szabelski

Excellent job, MechaMonkey. Hopefully, people will see it.

nebones

Nice work

Y0j1mb0

Good work, much appreciated.

Shin Oni

you sir, win.

Altered Beets

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(That's a literary reference, btw)

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