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Age: 24
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Location: Brooklyn, NY
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I'm a law student. I don't have the time or money for gaming. But I've been coming here for three years now, and I just can't bring myself to leave. I would make sweet love to every one of your mothers if they were here right now, just to thank them for bringing you into my life.

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CBlogs of 09/03/2008 + Mechanisms
MechaMonkey \| 10:17 PM on 09.03.2008	11 comments

I was not at PAX, as everyone who was there has reminded me by posting a cblog about how awesome it was, and upon reading each one a little piece of me died. I am now 38% deceased. I hope you're happy.

Also, Wednesdays need more lulz posts. Work on that in the future. Much obliged.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you... September 3, 2008!

God I love the theme for the Snow Level… (NotAZombie)
Mr. Destructoid, made of anal beads for extra relaxation (pendleton21)
C64 had Jawsome box art (the vinny club)
GAME OF THE YEAR (coffeesash)
Piptoid – Download this now (dyslixec)
Free Jack Klassen! (Heretic)

S – What’d you get this week? (NihonTiger90)
M – Yojimbo hates everything but beards (Y0j1mb0)
M – Mogg hates haters (Mogg)
M – Zen hates prostitutes (Zen Albatross)
M – Victor hates vertigo (Victor Stillwater)
M – Pedro hates fanboys and girls (pedrovay2003)
M – Victor hates video games (Victor Stillwater)
M – Ceark hates pointlessness (ceark)
M – sleepingagain hates barfing on his controller (sleepingagain)

C – Achieve-A-Challenge #3 (dvddesign)
C – Bangai-O Contest-O (The-Excel)
C – Wanna be a playable character in AMMO? (Agent MOO)

E – Nihon tells us about a PAX recap he’s going to do later instead of just working on the actual recap instead (NihonTiger90
E – Tiff’s farewell and PAX mushiness (Tiff)
E – PAX pix (Dexter345)
E – PAX swag n’ thanks (CrocBox)
E – More PAX thanks (Knives)
E – More PAX pix (The Ghost)
E – PAX vid, also bums (CountingConflict)
E – No plugin, no PAX swag (Kryptinite)
E – Still more PAX pix (droobies)
E – More love for the PAX I WAS NOT AT (Colette Bennett)
E – Butmac played some games at THE PAX I WAS NOT AT (Butmac)
E – Phoenix cries because I WAS NOT AT PAX (phoenix blood)
E – CTZ misses everyone from PAX except me, BECAUSE I WAS NOT THERE (Hamza CTZ Aziz)
E – Macca confuses PAX attendees for his family, but nobody minds (Macca)
E – All nipples get licked at PAX, except mine because I WAS NOT THERE (-D-)
C – Anybody know any good radio openings? (cannedpasta)
C – Eroteri wants to play games without screens? N*gga, you crazy! (Eroteri)
C – Destructoid Beatnik hour (Matthew Blake)
R – Ta-ta to Tiff’s ta-ta’s… and the rest of her too (Cowzilla3)
R – BSD is like the Xbox 360 Reaper (BlindsideDork)
H – Old boxes are old (ChillyBilly)

R – Pew Review: Spore (Professor Pew)
R – Preview of new Tales of Symphonia (TeknoDwarf)
N – New Lumies coming to PS3 (ParaParaKing)
N – Rumortoid: New Halo 3 achievements?! (AnTi PRO)
N – Warhammer is sneaky… (The Phazer)
V – SUPER ROBOT WARS Z!!! (Cutie Honey)
V – BlindsideDork wants to Savage your Moons (BlindsideDork)
V – Captain Obvious: Yahtzee doesn’t like EVE (BlindsideDork)
V – Cutie Honey is on robot fight patrol today (Cutie honey)
C – Disgaea comparisons (qwerty)
T – Timeshift, one year later (taterchimp)
T – LBP obsession + Batman Forever reference? (balth)
T – Final Fantasy IX is cosplay-proof (michiyoyoshiku)
T - Beatin’ ‘em up through the years (randombullseye)
T – Madio Kart (garrison)
T – michiyoyoshiku plays a lot of RPGs (michiyoyoshiku)
D – Q&A with Hothead Games (tomippen)

F – Covah finally finds out about the live-action DBZ movie. He isn’t happy. (covah)
F – Turtles Begins? I hope so… (BlindsideDork)
M – Streaming the Rock Band 2 soundtrack (Xzyliac)
S – Pre-order your Sackboys while supplies last (nintendoll)

L – A hazardous revelation… (Rockvillian)
Sith-Baseball conspiracy (Radie)
R – Viewtiful Joe confirmed for Spore (Reeper)
R – Sign your life away to use Chrome (Lighttower)
R – Check the cheap chart (Triox)

S – Castle Crashers copy pasta is slow to the punch (RedRabbit)
F – Captain Falcon hard-on, complete with video (Harukai)
F –MOAR LYKE COMMANDAR FAIL (commander)
F – An assortment of random-ass statements (scorpius)

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10 comments | showing # 1 to 10

pendelton21

A BOMB IN THE LASAGNA?!!?

God dammit, I fucking love you.

Bob Muir

Which reminds me, I should get my PAX post finished...

MrSadistic

I need more allowance, yodelayee
I need more allowance, yodelayeoo
I need more allowance, yodelayeoo

Why? Because I do

Yodelayeoo,
I need more allowance, yodelayee
I need more allowance, yodelayeoo
I need more allowance, yodelayeoo

Yo! I'm talking to you!

I need to buy some CDs
I need to buy some gum
I mow the grass, I clean the house,
I think I deserve some...
Some more allowance

I need more allowance, yodelayee
I need more allowance, yodelayeoo
I need more allowance, yodelayeoo

Why? Because I do

Yodelayeoo, I need more allowance...

MaxVest

Strangely I am also nearly half-deceased inside, but my father was a zombie.

Jesse Cortez

@MrSadistic

The Beets FTW!!

@Reaprar

It has a ring to it, but it reminds me of "mechanisms" in organic chemistry, which should NOT be mixing with my favorite videogame blog site....

I can manage though, cause MechaMonkey is an awesome name :P

covah

Hey! I knew about the live action DB movie before, its just that the new pictures moved 20th Century Fox's rape of my childhood to full on sodomy.

Y0j1mb0

Good recap is appreciated my friend.

randombullseye

A bomb in the lasagna!? GREAT SCOTT!

Somewhere Garfield is watching this clip and crying about wasted lasagna.

pendelton21

Who gives a shit about Garfield?

randombullseye

Good point pendelton.

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