Thank you for tuning in to the Monocle News Network, where we bring you news of anything and everything related to monocles, no matter how tenuous the relationship.
Today we have reports of an unnamed monocle-sporter boxing a kangaroo. Reports of a possible Jim Sterling sighting are unconfirmed. Let's check in with our reporter on the scene, shall we?
Obviously, this man is not Jim Sterling. Because like the kangaroo, Mr. Sterling solves problems with his fists, and he solves them
right in the face.
Thank you, and good day to you all.
The alt-text is the most important part!
I do say!
Jolly good show!
Wot wot
There, hopefully I have cleared my name of fail.
I must say... this NEDM is quite exquisite!
Cheerio!