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4:37 PM on 02.09.2010

VGLaw: Nintendo Co. Ltd. v. James Burt, or, Nintendo Whomps Aussie Pirate

Welcome to the first installment of VGLaw, a Destroid cblog series that aims to educate you, the video game consumer, about the law and how it can affect your gaming lifestyle, hopefully without too much of the high-falutin...   read

11:46 AM on 09.05.2009

FOP Theme #1: Every Girl's Crazy 'bout a Sharp Dressed Space Marine

Good morrow, my darlings! By now you must have taken notice that fops such as ourselves sport only the finest of attire, and our impeccably styled hair surely needs no introduction. In watching my manservant, Manservante, ...   read

11:48 AM on 09.04.2009


My darling dandies, May the fopping commence! And surely we mustn't forget FOPday Night Fights! All of the FOP high society will be attending (including myself, should be Xbox return hence from the consolesmith). Hugs and kisses, The Baron Bartholomew Blatherhedge   read

9:24 PM on 09.03.2009

FOP Contest: Freakishly Foppish Finery Frivolities

My dearest FOPs, I'll not waste time regaling you with my titillation over your rather enthusiastic response to the Friends of the PAXless. With all of those rum culls and scabs on ventures to foreign shores, I'm all agog ...   read

7:00 PM on 09.02.2009

Friends of the PAXless: A Call to Arms!

My dearest compatriots, have you been affronted by the bourgeois and general air of unconcerned levity put forth by attendees of the Penny Arcade Expo? Does the incessant chatter of these wealthy popinjays regarding their e...   read

9:47 PM on 01.20.2009

An afternoon skulking outside Destructoid Headquarters: What Brad Nicholson doesn't want you to see


11:10 PM on 10.02.2008

Cblogs of 10/2/08 + Mechanisms

So the other day my girlfriend visited me, and decided we were going to visit the Museum of Sex in Manhattan. So we did, because when your girlfriend wants you to take her to a building filled with porn, you make it happen. ...   read

10:35 PM on 09.25.2008

Cblogs of 09/25/08 + Mechanisms

Today's advice? Get trashed and go to a Weezer concert (for free) at Madison Square Garden, despite the fact that you will suffer greatly during your law school classes the next day. Life is about priorities. Also, did you k...   read

10:39 PM on 09.11.2008

Cblogs of 9/11/08 + Mechanisms

This is a somewhat solemn day for many Americans, so I will restrict my Mechanisms to the following video, in salute. *- The Great Random Battle Experiment (SurplusGamer) *- A 9/11 remembrance (SilverDragon1979) *- Spore ...   read

10:17 PM on 09.03.2008

CBlogs of 09/03/2008 + Mechanisms

I was not at PAX, as everyone who was there has reminded me by posting a cblog about how awesome it was, and upon reading each one a little piece of me died. I am now 38% deceased. I hope you're happy. Also, Wednesdays need ...   read

10:28 PM on 08.27.2008

Cblogs of 08/27/08 + Mechanisms

As a great shark once said, recappin' ain't easy. My recap cherry has been popped, and as with most deflowerings, I'm likely to be sore for a few days. With the November election in the United States rapidly approaching, ...   read

4:14 PM on 07.27.2008

A Cast of Thousands: You, You, and You (You too)

[Credit to The Young Scot for the fantastic video above] Xbox LIVE is filled to the brim with beer-guzzling frat boys and prepubescent racists. World of Warcraft is more addictive than heroin, and it is populated by 10 mi...   read

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