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READY TO FOPDAY!!!

My darling dandies, May the fopping commence! And surely we mustn't forget FOPday Night Fights! All of the FOP high society will be attending (including myself, should be Xbox return hence from the consolesmith). Hugs and kisses, The Baron Bartholomew Blatherhedge

 



Friends of the PAXless: A Call to Arms!

My dearest compatriots, have you been affronted by the bourgeois and general air of unconcerned levity put forth by attendees of the Penny Arcade Expo? Does the incessant chatter of these wealthy popinjays regarding their e...

 



Cblogs of 10/2/08 + Mechanisms

So the other day my girlfriend visited me, and decided we were going to visit the Museum of Sex in Manhattan. So we did, because when your girlfriend wants you to take her to a building filled with porn, you make it happen. ...

 


Cblogs of 09/25/08 + Mechanisms

Today's advice? Get trashed and go to a Weezer concert (for free) at Madison Square Garden, despite the fact that you will suffer greatly during your law school classes the next day. Life is about priorities. Also, did you k...

 


Cblogs of 9/11/08 + Mechanisms

This is a somewhat solemn day for many Americans, so I will restrict my Mechanisms to the following video, in salute. *- The Great Random Battle Experiment (SurplusGamer) *- A 9/11 remembrance (SilverDragon1979) *- Spore ...

 


CBlogs of 09/03/2008 + Mechanisms

I was not at PAX, as everyone who was there has reminded me by posting a cblog about how awesome it was, and upon reading each one a little piece of me died. I am now 38% deceased. I hope you're happy. Also, Wednesdays need ...

 


Cblogs of 08/27/08 + Mechanisms

As a great shark once said, recappin' ain't easy. My recap cherry has been popped, and as with most deflowerings, I'm likely to be sore for a few days. With the November election in the United States rapidly approaching, ...

 



About MechaMonkeyone of us since 11:46 AM on 01.04.2007

Age: 24
Profession: Law Student
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Sex: At least buy me dinner first

I'm a law student. I don't have the time or money for gaming. But I've been coming here for three years now, and I just can't bring myself to leave. I would make sweet love to every one of your mothers if they were here right now, just to thank them for bringing you into my life.
 
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