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My earliest memory is of my brother and me opening a big golden package on Christmas, and to our complete and utter surprise, it was an NES. That pretty much frames my life, one of abject geekiness.

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Perfect Party?
Mecha Jesus | 2:27 PM on 04.02.2008 16 comments


Okay, so this something my friends and I were kicking around the other day, and I thought was fitting for Dtoid. Granted, someone probably has already talked about this, but I think I'll ask anyways: If you could pick any 9 people, from fiction or non-fiction, for the ultimate JRPG, who would they be?

I'll set a few stipulations:
1. Only "good" characters, in the sense that you're playing a protagonist party.
2. You're playing a video game, so you're not in the party.
3. Nine characters that rotate out. You might only have 3 out at a time, but this is the group that saves the world.

My Party:


Teddy Roosevelt

It's Teddy Roosevelt people. The man got shot and went on to give a speech, with the bullet still in him, while bleeding. Basically, a tank up front.
(Also, when he died, the VP of the USA said "Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he'd been awake, there would have been a fight")



Daniel Jackson

By the end of SG-1, he had more field combat experience than most any one, had the most finely tuned analytical mind ever, looked at a woman and they were seduced(even though he never made anything of it), and was smart in the way male characters rarely are: not math or science. Your all around character, possibly a primary protaganist.



Bear Grylls

Bear Grylls airdrops into situations on his show Man vs. Wild. Now I know people say Les Shroud is better because he's alone, but Les is a tool who was a music exec who got bored. Bear is a former SAS opperative who fell from a plane, broke his back, then went on to climb Everest. He's my ranger.



Benjamin Sisko

Apart from being one of the best Starfleet captains, the man was a religious figure, knew ancient techniques(baseball), and was pretty much an all around badass, but still was a nice guy, he was also damn good in a fight(He knocked Q on his ass, Picard never did that) The Paladin of my party.



The Tenth Doctor

Well, he is The Doctor, so that should say something. I could have chosen any of them, but I picked the Tenth for a few reasons. One, he admits he's a geek, and likes it. The man thinks with portals 24/7. Plus, he's a nice guy, and pretty much everyone else on this group is a hardass. Definetly my Caster/magic/buffs.



Kit Fisto

Okay, so you're probibly all wondering why I didn't pick Mace Windu, Kyle Katarn, or Yoda if I was gonna pick a Jedi. Okay, So those are all great choices, but they're all party killers. They don't work that well in a party situation. Fisto's Form 1 lightsaber technique is perfect for area affect attacks, and he can breath under water. He's a front liner, possibly a paladin.



Steven Colbert as Steven Colbert

Okay, This is Steven Colbert the character, not the actual person. Now that we've gotten that cleared up, SC as SC is pretty much the bard of the party. Inspire troops, force people into logical fallacies, the man has done it all. Almost purely support, particularly when he taps into his well of patriotism.



Giuseppe Mario


Now, first of, I refuse to call him Mario Mario. I'm of the belief that it Mario is his last name, but he has something glorious and Italian as his first. So I'm going with Giuseppe. So, Giuseppe is pretty much an out and out superhero in the series, and by SMG, has gained true superpowers, like sustained, effortless flight. Plus, he's pretty another one of the good guys, who uses his powers to help. Now, I'll admit, I've been partly swayed by certain articles written(here and here), but I do stand by my man Giuseppe as being one of the good guys. Anyways, he's your all around character, with some ranged attacks, decent melee, and decent hp. Switches between front line combat and ranged/magic.



Batman

Honestly, if you need me to explain why I'd have Batman in my party, I don't know if I want you reading this, or participating in my thought experiment.






Okay, so that's who I'd have with me. I hope this sparks some discussion amongst people, and I hope people post their own parties.


-Mecha Jesus
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Tenro's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 14:32
Tenro
Hey, if anyone like this, they should also see my version of this idea. I think there's a nice difference.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 14:33
-D-
You forgot Bale. You can argue that Bale is Batman, but we all know Bale in real life is more badass than any character he plays.

Bale: Party of 1 is all you need.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 14:45
blehman
The jigg is up Tenro.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 14:46
Y0j1mb0
What -D- said.
Mecha Jesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 14:48
Mecha Jesus
honestly, we're two diffrent people. He was on my computer. For Serious.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 15:05
Clint
Didn't Bear turn out to be an impostor who stayed in hotels? Still the fact that he climbed Everest is impressive and I guess warrant's his place. I'd replace him with Solid Snake, but that's just me.
SanityMask's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 15:48
SanityMask
The best team consists of only Batmans from different dimensions
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 15:53
13thDragon
Awesome idea, even if I don't know who most of those people are.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 15:58
Pangloss
Unfortunately, Bale's not allowed, because he's likely (in fact, discard the "likely") the chief deity in the world we're questing in, not to mention every other possible universe. All holy characters are going about Bale's divine will, but no having him in the party.
Mecha Jesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 16:03
Mecha Jesus
There is a lot of controversy on whether or not he faked some of the stuff, so I decide to ignore the criticism and give him the benefit of the doubt. Ignoring half the crap that people give him, he still was a badass.
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 16:04
GrayFox
Should have gone with Tek Jensen. He's obviously had hundreds of girlfriends.
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 16:06
The Bez
Y'know Bear Grylls was caught staying in hotels during his "outings" in Man vs Wild and now they have to show him staying in these hotels when they replay episodes
's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 16:11
Clint
@Mecha Jesus
Sticking by your man is always a good thing :)
Mecha Jesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 22:28
Mecha Jesus
Thinking about it, I should have had said where everyone was from. If I ever run through this again, I will. This will probably come up on Thursday on PxP.
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 22:34
ZeroTolo
Believe it or not, Tenro and Mecha Jesus are two different people. I'm sure Hamza or even Niero can tell you that the IP address that the accounts are registered from are two different computers.

I also stand by this fact as the person who sank Dtoid's claws into both of them.
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