Oh yes, in an attempt to get more blog views I have used innuendo, how uncouth!

Sorry to disappoint some readers but there are no trouser snakes on view in this blog.

The title refers to a Cockerel beanie baby I found at work this morning. And by found I mean stole. And by stole I mean mugged at knife point from a 3 year old.

Unsurprisingly a relentless barrage of innuendo rained down upon my colleagues.

Have you seen my cock?
Would you like to hold my cock?
Look how small my cock is... er, never mind.

Anyway, getting to the point, I had decided that he must become my blog mascot, however he now needs a name!
I open the naming process to the community, so go ahead, name my cock.

On a more blog worthy note; I recently purchased Viva Pinata for the PC and have become so addicted I've spent more time playing it than I have my 360!
Does anyone else agree that VP is an amazing, yet far too often, over looked piece of addictive genius!