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4:55 PM on 01.02.2008

STFU. You're not getting a refund.

Hi, boys and girls. It's been a while since I've last graced Destructoid, and I have to say... lookin' sharp. I'm liking what I see, and I hope to see more. Now, to business: Those of you who are bitching about Xbox LIVE b...   read

11:26 PM on 10.31.2007

There Will Be A Bountiful Feast! (MP's Halloween recap)

Sometimes being the first born has its benefits. Take for example this very night, Halloween. I've reached the age where I feel that dressing up and going from house to house, demanding candy from the neighbors is... well, ...   read

1:22 PM on 10.21.2007

I think I may have pissed off the entire internet

I didn't know Halo fans were so damn adment about their shooter, I tell you. I had written this piece for my website, 1PStart, that dealt with certain groups of people that I felt brought down the game as a whole. It was a ...   read

10:38 PM on 09.27.2007


So get this shit, dudes and dames. You know how publishers will send reviewers and journalists tons of swag along with the game that's supposed to be reviewed? If not, I assure you -- they do. They usually wind up being use...   read

11:21 AM on 09.21.2007

God told me to write a blog...

...and here it is. Now that I have appeased God, I'mma go watch Rambo: First Blood Part II. Here's a question for you all, however -- if you were writing a paper for your Political Science class, and were focusing on how P...   read

10:40 PM on 09.15.2007

Colin McRae: R.I.P. 1968-2007

It brings me great sadness to announce to y'all that Colin McRae, former World Rally Champion best known by us gamers for his Colin McRae Rally series of racing titles from Codemasters, has died at the age of 39. While the b...   read

2:43 PM on 09.12.2007

Dipshits already in line for Halo 3 UPDATE: No they're not.

This is an image that was taken outside the Metreon in San Francisco, of the most loyal of fanboys camping out in anticipation of Halo 3... ...Halo 3 doesn't get released for another thirteen days. That's roughly 312 hours...   read

12:35 AM on 08.31.2007

Duke Nukem: Forever @ Best Buy

We all know this is just a mistake. Hell, Duke Nukem Forever being given a release date of December 1st, 2007 is just silly, right? ...right? Seriously, though -- how long before Best Buy takes this down? Best Buy SCREENSHOT FOREVER!   read

6:52 PM on 08.30.2007

Yeah, I'm finally announcing my GoW banner.

I've been putting it off, but... fuck it. There it is. Revel in the bitter beer face. NOTE: I can't for the life of me figure out why those side bars are still there.   read

7:20 PM on 08.25.2007

G4's Matt Keil claims D'toid "making shit up" regarding Mass Effect preview!

[IMAGE COMING SOON -- Max is Lazy] [@ NeoGaf Forums] That was from Matt Keil, Writer/Producer on G4's underwhelming review/preview show "X-Play". I'll be honest: Outside of the Star Wars special, I haven't actively sat do...   read

4:35 PM on 08.22.2007

Halo: Arms Race pt. 2 leaked?

Oooh, so purdy... Digg this, for digging equals hits, and hits equals paycheck   read

1:14 AM on 08.22.2007

How NOT To Cool your Xbox 360.. dumbass kid...

Some fourteen year-old kid North Carolina nearly kiled himself trying to cool off his Xbox 360. According to the dipshit's mom, the Xbox 360 would keep shutting off after being on for about five minutes. Finally, the child ...   read

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