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2:43 PM on 09.12.2007

Dipshits already in line for Halo 3 UPDATE: No they're not.

This is an image that was taken outside the Metreon in San Francisco, of the most loyal of fanboys camping out in anticipation of Halo 3... ...Halo 3 doesn't get released for another thirteen days. That's roughly 312 hours...   read

12:35 AM on 08.31.2007

Duke Nukem: Forever @ Best Buy

We all know this is just a mistake. Hell, Duke Nukem Forever being given a release date of December 1st, 2007 is just silly, right? ...right? Seriously, though -- how long before Best Buy takes this down? Best Buy SCREENSHOT FOREVER!   read

6:52 PM on 08.30.2007

Yeah, I'm finally announcing my GoW banner.

I've been putting it off, but... fuck it. There it is. Revel in the bitter beer face. NOTE: I can't for the life of me figure out why those side bars are still there.   read

7:20 PM on 08.25.2007

G4's Matt Keil claims D'toid "making shit up" regarding Mass Effect preview!

[IMAGE COMING SOON -- Max is Lazy] [@ NeoGaf Forums] That was from Matt Keil, Writer/Producer on G4's underwhelming review/preview show "X-Play". I'll be honest: Outside of the Star Wars special, I haven't actively sat do...   read

4:35 PM on 08.22.2007

Halo: Arms Race pt. 2 leaked?

Oooh, so purdy... Digg this, for digging equals hits, and hits equals paycheck   read

1:14 AM on 08.22.2007

How NOT To Cool your Xbox 360.. dumbass kid...

Some fourteen year-old kid North Carolina nearly kiled himself trying to cool off his Xbox 360. According to the dipshit's mom, the Xbox 360 would keep shutting off after being on for about five minutes. Finally, the child ...   read

4:19 PM on 08.20.2007

Worst. BioShock review. Ever.

BioShock has sex with your entire face. This is a fact that you can not deny. Every major review source on the internet (including here at D'toid) has given the game perfect to near-perfect scores (GameRankings averages it ...   read

4:24 PM on 08.19.2007

Has This Ever Happened to YOU?!

You're sitting in front of your computer, raining hellfire down on those unfortunate sons of bitches who dare to oppose you. Your left hand firmly working the Gamer Compass (WASD) while your right guides your crosshairs so th...   read

6:17 PM on 08.16.2007

Greatest Games You've Never Played vol. I: Tinhead

In an era where Sonic and Mario ruled the 2D lands, a lone hero stood up and fought the tyrannical oppressors that ruled the two major consoles... and lost. But thatís not to say that Tinhead still wasnít a ton of fun, righ...   read

1:19 PM on 08.14.2007

GamePro steals other sites articles

Ok, so get this shit -- last Saturday XBLRadio posted a story on their blog about how Best Buy was screwing us by charging an extra $3 for some of their more profitable Xbox 360 accessories. XBLRadio coiled this the "Halo 3...   read

4:14 PM on 08.12.2007

Super Villainy! Nine Year-Old Throws DOWN on some GH2

I can't believe 80% of the D'toid community just got owned by a God damn pre-teen.   read

11:16 PM on 08.06.2007


FINALLY! After months of "speculation" regarding the worst-kept secret in the gaming industry, said ssecret has finally become official as Major Nelson himself announced on his blog that the Xbox 360's price will, indeed, d...   read

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