As we are all only too aware, yesterday we learned that Iron Chef America would grace our Nintendo Wii and DS. But now, in addition to the glorious press release we now have a debut video that is so epic in it's win that we, mere mortals, can only hope to submit once the game finds store shelves. Allez Cuisine, motherfuckers!
...okay, all joking aside, that trailer is pretty damn awful. But don't say that to Mark Dacoscas' face because frankly...
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My name is James. By day I am a freelance copywriter and editor. While the perks of this job are getting to sleep 'til 2pm and working in my underwear, I've learned far more about hemorrhoid cream and proper swimming pool chlorination than I ever care to.
I guess you could say I'm a "former" video game "journalist" (though I wouldn't call myself the J word). I am the former Editor-in-Chief of Binge Gamer and I spent time writing at other blogs. I gave it up because while I love gaming and the gaming industry, I just didn't have the constitution to run my own business.
Not at the age of 23, anyways.
Let's see... apart from that I'm prior service US Army (Military Police), a stand-up comedian, a connoisseur of soft drinks and I once wrestled a cheetah.