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Konnichiwa!

My name is James. By day I am a freelance copywriter and editor. While the perks of this job are getting to sleep 'til 2pm and working in my underwear, I've learned far more about hemorrhoid cream and proper swimming pool chlorination than I ever care to.

I guess you could say I'm a "former" video game "journalist" (though I wouldn't call myself the J word). I am the former Editor-in-Chief of Binge Gamer and I spent time writing at other blogs. I gave it up because while I love gaming and the gaming industry, I just didn't have the constitution to run my own business.

Not at the age of 23, anyways.

Let's see... apart from that I'm prior service US Army (Military Police), a stand-up comedian, a connoisseur of soft drinks and I once wrestled a cheetah.

I was victorious.

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God told me to write a blog...
MaximusPaynicus \| 11:21 AM on 09.21.2007	26 comments

...and here it is. Now that I have appeased God, I'mma go watch Rambo: First Blood Part II.

Here's a question for you all, however -- if you were writing a paper for your Political Science class, and were focusing on how Politicians were trying to censor or outright ban certain games from being sold, what would be a good example to include? I'm being serious -- that's what I'm spending my Friday on.

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24 comments | showing # 1 to 24

BluDesign

blehman

GODDAMNIT READ THE FUCKING FORUM RULES FOR NOT SUCKING AND STOP POSTING STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS IN THE C-BLOGS YOU STUPID FUCKING NOOB!!!!!

That being said, put some fucking content in your post, or this may be the nicest thing anyone writes on here.

Cheeburga

Thanks for informing us.

shipero

I think I hate god.

JACK of No Trades

shipero

What god?

Snaileb

Manhunt2, Grand Theft Auto, pretty much all videogames in general because politians have no clue what they're talking about, so they should just STFUAJPG's anyways.

shipero

@Jack

All of them, except Odin, he's pretty cool.

BluDesign

Max, you've been here for a few months, you know better than this.

shipero

Oh hey content, how novel. Night Trap, and Mortal Kombat are classic examples. Also Death Race 2000, released in 1976, is one of the first examples of a game removed from the market due to outrage.

Cowzilla3

You already had blog...why did it ask you again? God is confused.

MaximusPaynicus

@dvddesign
Thus the question -- forgive the brain fart.

vexed alex

Well, Bush said God put him on office. That's the final nail on the coffin. God's dead to me and he's forever a jerk.

Cheeburga

Brain fart forgiven.

Cheeburga

ZOMG SAME TIME POST!!

blehman

Oh, you added stuff after I yelled at you. Now you made me a sad panda. As for the games: Sexy Beach 2. Meow.

BluDesign

@Max

I'm not referring to content. The stupid ass God line. We get it. Jokes deader than my great grandmother.

Mabans

Nice. the community is so welcoming..

Coonskin05

Bans, this is us being nice because it's Friday. You should see us on a Monday.

WHY YOU DO THIS? WHAT YOU THINKING?

king3vbo

...need I say more?

Snaileb

We love Maximus , Bans, don't be fooled. Though they're giving him shit one day, doesn't mean he won't have material the next that will be relevant to our intrests.

MaximusPaynicus

Hey, we all get shit sometimes. I give, say Snaileb shit one day, he turns around and gives it right back. The key is that we don't take it personal.

Aaron Mxy Yost

GOD DAMN YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH I HATE YOU WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND CHRIS CROCKERS DIE DIE DIE YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT.

Oh hey MaximusPaynicus, welcome to the clogs.

Death Race, Mortal Kombat, Manhunt, Postal are all good examples... Tristero wrote a clog before he was hired on about how years ago politicians were trying to ban Pinball Machines, that could be useful to show how silly things look from the distance of a few decades.

Aaron Mxy Yost

Oh, and the Hot Coffee thing and Oblivion orc titty scandal too.

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