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Uncommon, some wear on the edges.
First game: TI Invaders (Space Invaders knock-off) for the TI-99 "home computer". Either that or the Pac-Man built into the glass-top tables at Mr. Gatti's Pizza.
First console: NES
First world-altering game secret: JUSTIN BAILEY
First Arcade: Aladdin's Palace
First "mature" game: Leisure Suit Larry
First PC: 386SX 16 mHz w/40 MB HDD, Win 3.0, & 640x480 VGA baby!
First FPS: Wolfenstein 3D
First game mastered: Street Fighter II Turbo - Hyper Fighting (SNES)
First LAN deathmatch: Duke Nukem 3D
Great Game Reawakening: Living in an apartment with all sixth generation consoles and 3 gaming rigs.
New Systems: Wii, DS.
Somehow now owns: PS3
Randomly owns: SEGA Nomad, Game Gear, Genesis II, Sega CD
Cannot afford but is thinking about intercepting return RROD coffin: Xbox 360.
Currently playing: Rock Band, Zack & Wiki, Unreal Tournament III
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Oh, Ubisoft. Not content with foisting the likes of Imagine: Babyz on the world, the political correctness-challenged publisher recently published My Spanish Coach, a game that allows you to "sharpen your mastery of the language at your own pace".
A screenshot from Ubisoft's My Spanish Coach: 
Apparently this is an essential phrase Frankly, I find the border-crossing minigame in even poorer taste, but it's something I've come to expect from Nintendo's dual-screen engine of hate. Ubisoft®: Showing Women and Minorities Who's Who® -- Only on Nintendo DS®. Via DS Fanboy.
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Useful stuff! Now all I need is "My lover beats me" and I'm done.
¿No lo consigo... soy usted los individuos que se ríen de mi nuevo avatar?
If the next phrase is "Help, my genitals are trapped in the hot tub's water jet" I'll be all set for my trip to Tijuana!
I can't count the number of times I've needed to say that to Spaniards and never been able to convey it.
I can't count the number of times I've needed to say that to Spaniards and never been able to convey it.
Estoy embarazado porque mi papa esta borracho.
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