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My New Job As A Chicken Sexer -- Not What I Thought It Would Be
MaxVest \| 3:27 PM on 12.27.2008	4 comments

That is the last time I fail to read the job description before applying.

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4 comments | showing # 1 to 4

MaxVest says:
(# 0) on 01/07/2009 08:41

FIRST!!

viralhunter says:
(# 1) on 02/19/2009 00:31

last?

Krow says:
(# 2) on 03/24/2009 02:26

Muahahaha. LAST.

Naim Master says:
(# 3) on 04/06/2009 11:41

Chicken sexer is about picking a chicken , putting pressure on his belly and trow it on a bucket...

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Uncommon, some wear on the edges.

First game: TI Invaders (Space Invaders knock-off) for the TI-99 "home computer". Either that or the Pac-Man built into the glass-top tables at Mr. Gatti's Pizza.
First console: NES
First world-altering game secret: JUSTIN BAILEY
First Arcade: Aladdin's Palace
First "mature" game: Leisure Suit Larry
First PC: 386SX 16 mHz w/40 MB HDD, Win 3.0, & 640x480 VGA baby!
First FPS: Wolfenstein 3D
First game mastered: Street Fighter II Turbo - Hyper Fighting (SNES)
First LAN deathmatch: Duke Nukem 3D
Great Game Reawakening: Living in an apartment with all sixth generation consoles and 3 gaming rigs.

New Systems: Wii, DS.
Somehow now owns: PS3
Randomly owns: SEGA Nomad, Game Gear, Genesis II, Sega CD
Cannot afford but is thinking about intercepting return RROD coffin: Xbox 360.
Currently playing: Rock Band, Zack & Wiki, Unreal Tournament III

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