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4:30 PM on 05.07.2008

MGS Podtoid: I too am not a voice actor but I play one on TV
MaxVest 11 comments


Free stuff. It's great. Especially when you don't pay for it.

To catch you up, Reverend Anthony is giving away the Metal Gear Solid Essential Collection for saying something mean to Chad [link].

So basically, if you're the type of person who doesn't mind kicking a puppy riding a dolphin with a rainbow prosthetic tail, you'll have no problem entering this contest, which ends soon (?). Here are my entries; feel free to mock them as I lace up my puppy cleats.

NSFW AUDIO DOO DAA

Snake has a message from DARPA.



Psycho Mantis doesn't like Wii friend codes.



Just imagine Michael Winslow doing them. It makes the pain go away.



My undying thanks and love to itemforty for graciously providing his internets when mine made me go sleep on the couch.

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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
"Colette's pretty cool" HHAHHAHAHA
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
@Hamza CTZ Aziz:

My lonely, only comment, and it was meant for HarassmentPanda. But Colette is cool.
HarassmentPanda's Destructoid Blog
Haha, I have no idea how CTZ's comment got misplaced...

Awesome work! Your voice acting is far superior to mine, but I'm hoping to win based on sheer Chad-like enthusiasm.
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
@HarassmentPanda:

I stole the code for the Odeo applet from your web page. I've also given up hope of winning any contests ever, yet I continue to enter. It's like some sick obsession.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
The only contests I seem to be able to win are the $25 podcast ones. That's nice, but it'd be sweet to win some swag once in a while. As for this contest? I have no chance. The other entries are too good.
Wedge's Destructoid Blog
Psycho Mantis ftw meng.
MaxVest's Destructoid Blog
@Sharpless:

You know what they say: You can't win if you don't enter. Or if you enter, but you suck. Either way you lose.
Sharpless's Destructoid Blog
I also don't own a Sony console anymore, so this would be kind of an empty victory.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Ah shit, I had multiple tabs open and confused them. >_< sorry
Tiff's Destructoid Blog
BRILLIANT!
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
Fine work, sir.


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