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It's only a model...




Uncommon, some wear on the edges.


First game: TI Invaders (Space Invaders knock-off) for the TI-99 "home computer". Either that or the Pac-Man built into the glass-top tables at Mr. Gatti's Pizza.
First console: NES
First world-altering game secret: JUSTIN BAILEY
First Arcade: Aladdin's Palace
First "mature" game: Leisure Suit Larry
First PC: 386SX 16 mHz w/40 MB HDD, Win 3.0, & 640x480 VGA baby!
First FPS: Wolfenstein 3D
First game mastered: Street Fighter II Turbo - Hyper Fighting (SNES)
First LAN deathmatch: Duke Nukem 3D
Great Game Reawakening: Living in an apartment with all sixth generation consoles and 3 gaming rigs.

New Systems: Wii, DS.
Somehow now owns: PS3
Randomly owns: SEGA Nomad, Game Gear, Genesis II, Sega CD
Cannot afford but is thinking about intercepting return RROD coffin: Xbox 360.
Currently playing: Rock Band, Zack & Wiki, Unreal Tournament III
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MGS Podtoid: I too am not a voice actor but I play one on TV
MaxVest | 4:30 PM on 05.07.2008 12 comments


Free stuff. It's great. Especially when you don't pay for it.

To catch you up, Reverend Anthony is giving away the Metal Gear Solid Essential Collection for saying something mean to Chad [link].

So basically, if you're the type of person who doesn't mind kicking a puppy riding a dolphin with a rainbow prosthetic tail, you'll have no problem entering this contest, which ends soon (?). Here are my entries; feel free to mock them as I lace up my puppy cleats.

NSFW AUDIO DOO DAA

Snake has a message from DARPA.



Psycho Mantis doesn't like Wii friend codes.



Just imagine Michael Winslow doing them. It makes the pain go away.



My undying thanks and love to itemforty for graciously providing his internets when mine made me go sleep on the couch.



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Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 16:55
Hamza CTZ Aziz
"Colette's pretty cool" HHAHHAHAHA
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 17:00
MaxVest
@Hamza CTZ Aziz:

My lonely, only comment, and it was meant for HarassmentPanda. But Colette is cool.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 17:29
HarassmentPanda
Haha, I have no idea how CTZ's comment got misplaced...

Awesome work! Your voice acting is far superior to mine, but I'm hoping to win based on sheer Chad-like enthusiasm.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 17:37
MaxVest
@HarassmentPanda:

I stole the code for the Odeo applet from your web page. I've also given up hope of winning any contests ever, yet I continue to enter. It's like some sick obsession.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 18:24
Sharpless
The only contests I seem to be able to win are the $25 podcast ones. That's nice, but it'd be sweet to win some swag once in a while. As for this contest? I have no chance. The other entries are too good.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 18:38
Wedge
Psycho Mantis ftw meng.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 19:45
MaxVest
@Sharpless:

You know what they say: You can't win if you don't enter. Or if you enter, but you suck. Either way you lose.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:40
Sharpless
I also don't own a Sony console anymore, so this would be kind of an empty victory.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 21:15
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Ah shit, I had multiple tabs open and confused them. >_< sorry
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 00:20
Tiff
BRILLIANT!
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 07:37
Char Aznable
Fine work, sir.
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