Follow
RSS
Contact
It's only a model...
Uncommon, some wear on the edges.
First game: TI Invaders (Space Invaders knock-off) for the TI-99 "home computer". Either that or the Pac-Man built into the glass-top tables at Mr. Gatti's Pizza.
First console: NES
First world-altering game secret: JUSTIN BAILEY
First Arcade: Aladdin's Palace
First "mature" game: Leisure Suit Larry
First PC: 386SX 16 mHz w/40 MB HDD, Win 3.0, & 640x480 VGA baby!
First FPS: Wolfenstein 3D
First game mastered: Street Fighter II Turbo - Hyper Fighting (SNES)
First LAN deathmatch: Duke Nukem 3D
Great Game Reawakening: Living in an apartment with all sixth generation consoles and 3 gaming rigs.
New Systems: Wii, DS.
Somehow now owns: PS3
Randomly owns: SEGA Nomad, Game Gear, Genesis II, Sega CD
Cannot afford but is thinking about intercepting return RROD coffin: Xbox 360.
Currently playing: Rock Band, Zack & Wiki, Unreal Tournament III
Steam:
Battle:
PSN:
Mii:
Gamertag:
|
|
|
Go check out the Kane and Lynch Official Site [link].
Notice anything missing? 
My God, it's... not full of stars. Confrused? Check out the original story about how the official Kane and Lynch website misled customers into thinking the game earned "5-star" reviews from Game Informer and Gamespy.
|
|
|
|
Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:
|
Comment with FacebookClick connect and comment instantly! |
Comment with Dtoid
New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds |
Comments policy
Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?
Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!
Living the dream since March 16, 2006
So lame it hurts...
Just WOW! Such Ignorance... Saddens Me!
You forgot this Golden Nugget they did....
AWW YEAH!
they need a big hit.
Nice they could snip that out and use it to their advantage (although the movie industry has been doing this for ages).
I bet the next sentence was:
[/i]...Apparently a whole lot[/i]
This entire thing, from Eidos’ influence in getting Gerstmann fired, to Kane and Lynch being a shitty game, to this five-star crap, is ridiculous. Eidos, as a studio/publisher, should just fold and go out of business.