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First game: TI Invaders (Space Invaders knock-off) for the TI-99 "home computer". Either that or the Pac-Man built into the glass-top tables at Mr. Gatti's Pizza.
First console: NES
First world-altering game secret: JUSTIN BAILEY
First Arcade: Aladdin's Palace
First "mature" game: Leisure Suit Larry
First PC: 386SX 16 mHz w/40 MB HDD, Win 3.0, & 640x480 VGA baby!
First FPS: Wolfenstein 3D
First game mastered: Street Fighter II Turbo - Hyper Fighting (SNES)
First LAN deathmatch: Duke Nukem 3D
Great Game Reawakening: Living in an apartment with all sixth generation consoles and 3 gaming rigs.

New Systems: Wii, DS.
Somehow now owns: PS3
Randomly owns: SEGA Nomad, Game Gear, Genesis II, Sega CD
Cannot afford but is thinking about intercepting return RROD coffin: Xbox 360.
Currently playing: Rock Band, Zack & Wiki, Unreal Tournament III
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Girl Gamers: Can They Be Trusted?
MaxVest | 6:00 PM on 09.27.2007 24 comments


Do not get me wrong, I wholeheartedly welcome our X-chromosome-abundant counterparts into the fold. With all the console manufacturers chasing expanded markets, we keep hearing statistics trumpeting the ascendancy of Venus, such as more women than men own game consoles. While I'm not so sure of the statistical accuracy of the survey, I really do think more women gamers is both rad and awesome. This phenomenon allows me to get my girlfriend Zelda:PH as a present, and then steal it from her when she's not looking.

However. Do you ever get the feeling that you have gone from being the player to being the played?

Without naming names or pointing pointers, some of the cblogs are starting to give me an icky feeling. A sort of "stealth marketing" vibe, which is perhaps an inevitable side effect of Dtoids's explosive growth. And I think I detect a whiff of estrogen behind it all...

Hardcore gamers are still, I feel, predominantly male. I determine hardcoreness not by genre, but by two quick questions.
1) Can you quickly name five video game publishers who have not manufactured a console?
2) Do you have Dtoid or any other gaming blog bookmarked?

And who better to prey on these core males, duping them into creating ad traffic, than the uncommon core female? I get a little suspicious when I see a girl gamer's avatar that shows said girl doing something cutesy/extreme/defiant. Because such a picture could be accompanied by the caption "I've been sniffing Krazy Glue and the tube is stuck to my nose, HAAALLPPPP!" and guys would nonetheless click it. It's a reflex.

If you are a woman, and you have used your face or part of it in your avatar, that alone certainly does not imply fraudulent shenanigans. Clearly Dtoid staff and regulars prove that there are many honest face-possessing girl gamers out there. But: if behind that face lies a posting/commenting history that reads like a stealth marketing campaign, then anything is fair game. Including a little old-fashioned Internet Matlockery.


[Image credit: Riser Glen]



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Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 18:04
Neonie
Dude I'm a male gamer, I can barley answer yoru first question, and don't use bookmarks.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 18:09
MaxVest
@Neonie: No bookmarks? Yet still you find the Dtoid. Test passed.

All right, it's not really a test, just meant to show that to me hardcore is not a type of game, but a type of player.
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 18:10
jerrt
"boobies!"

welcome them, don't tell them everything, and have a swiss bank account that they don't know about.

also, if it seems like girl gamers are working to get in close, treat it like a covert ops training mission and go flaming gay on them. girls are powerless to girl talk from a guy who loves Barbra Streisand and thinks Hard Gay is less of a joke and more of a way to be.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 18:12
Riser Glen
Oh no. Not again. And with my image of all things.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 18:14
MaxVest
@Riser Glen: image credit to you, then. I just copied the url from a Ron Workman post.

And what is not again? The whole Tristero thing? Or did I miss something?
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 18:16
Bob Muir
There's no way we can trust girl gamers. All that estrogen scrambles any meaningful discussion into talk of how hot CliffyB is.
Aequitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 18:20
Aequitas
MaxVest, great post. Not nearly as finger-pointing and abrasive as I would have made it, but it gets the idea across all the same.

Most sites have policies against spamming, such as in our forum. Why then is it okay (so far as I've seen) to come in, pretend to blend in, and name-drop and promote whatever it is you're getting paid to advertise? It bothers me.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 18:29
vexed alex
What's with you guys? They're just video games and they're just women.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 18:34
MaxVest
I know I write long posts, but I didn't intend the title to be misleading.

Basically, the last three times I have clicked on a cblog that was written by a girl using her photo as an avatar, it was a not-so-thinly veiled marketing tactic.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 18:35
EternalDarkWing
Burn the she-devils at the stake.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 18:42
Riser Glen
The Dyke Cabal is out to unplug your controllers and make you think it's okay for them to vote.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 18:54
Colette Bennett
Vaginas = treachery, you know.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 19:04
MaxVest
Vaginas = treachery, you know.

Well, I didn't want to come right out and say it...
Pariah's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 19:21
Pariah
I never really understood all the debate between gaming classifications. Aren't we all enjoying games as our favorite hobby? Why cant we all just be called gamers? I dont call myself a hardcore man gamer, because it sounds gay.

As far as community advertisements/marketing go. Wow. Lair(TM) and Heavenly Sword (TM) are great titles that really needed to be owned by everyone. Does this mean BSD is worse than a fanboy? Is he a marketing drone?
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 19:25
DJDuffy
ewww...boy cooties!! :3
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 19:48
MaxVest
Cooties again?!? Dammit, I thought I got rid of those... used the little comb and the special shampoo and everything...
brimtastic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 21:01
brimtastic
Don't need bookmarks -- the Dtoid is tattooed onto my brain.

Also, cocks.

Also, I very much welcome the lady gamers.
Capn Birdseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 22:19
Capn Birdseye
"Burn the she-devils at the stake. "

QFT

Gentlemen, its time to rise up, and take back what's ours!

I like the hardcore test, perhaps there should be another layer on top of that for people that can name developers under a publisher, and have RSS feeds streaming to their desktop??
Duby's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 02:06
Duby
Maxy, in light some of the comments to this thread and some of your other recent posts, I thought this recent xkcd.com comic was apropos.

<IMG SRC=http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pix_plz.png>

or maybe I'm just shilling for the webcomic silk-screened t-shirt trade. You never know--I haven't created a profile picture yet.
Duby's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 02:08
Duby
erm. I mean



newb. :p
Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 09:33
Tristero
Duby, I loved that comic. "TOGTFO" needs to die as a meme. Seriously.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 10:07
atheistium
You can usually work out most female matlocks from real ones:
Female matlocks tend to use very well photo shopped and/or model photo's of themselves in their avatars. Because you need constant reminders they are hot. I know some non-matlocks who do this too. They need to stop so I can separate them from the main matlocks. Plus, we know what you look like to gtfo.

I book mark and know a few publishers who don't have consoles. But srsly, most people can do that anyway.
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 21:31
Virtualgirl
I do not trust the womenz...I never will...
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