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First game: TI Invaders (Space Invaders knock-off) for the TI-99 "home computer". Either that or the Pac-Man built into the glass-top tables at Mr. Gatti's Pizza.
First console: NES
First world-altering game secret: JUSTIN BAILEY
First Arcade: Aladdin's Palace
First "mature" game: Leisure Suit Larry
First PC: 386SX 16 mHz w/40 MB HDD, Win 3.0, & 640x480 VGA baby!
First FPS: Wolfenstein 3D
First game mastered: Street Fighter II Turbo - Hyper Fighting (SNES)
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Great Game Reawakening: Living in an apartment with all sixth generation consoles and 3 gaming rigs.
New Systems: Wii, DS.
Somehow now owns: PS3
Randomly owns: SEGA Nomad, Game Gear, Genesis II, Sega CD
Cannot afford but is thinking about intercepting return RROD coffin: Xbox 360.
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Hey, guys, I found Christian Bale's Wii Fit diary. I just copy-pasta'd it below.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Week One Age: 34 Height: 6′1 BMI: 25.14 (Overweight) Weight: 190.2 pounds Wii Fit Age: 41 
Hmmm... CB here. Just saw this picture online, and I can't say I'm exactly looking my best. But I saw that new Wii Fit game, so I'm going to give it a try. I'm writing this Wii Fit diary to keep myself honest. Here goes! Week Two Age: 34 Height: 6′1 BMI: 23.96 (Normal weight) Weight: 182.3 pounds Wii Fit Age: 32 
Wow! I have to say this really works. The shaving minigame was awesome, and my jaw is much more defined as a result. I've also noticed an increased tendency to go shirtless, which is an unexpected side effect. I can't help but think that I can still get a little more definition in my abs, though. Thanks for all your support, and the great feedback I've gotten on this project. - CB Week Three Age: 34 Height: 6′1 BMI: 23.27 (Normal weight) Weight: 176.5 pounds Wii Fit Age: 23 
Well, I'm pleased as punch. Not only can I see increased definition in my abs, but I'm comfortable going pantsless now too. Sometimes I have to cover my eyes so I don't get distracted by my own beauty. And to top it off, my Wii Fit age keeps getting lower and lower! I've only been spending half an hour a day, but I think I'm going to up my time and shoot for an hour a day next week. - CB Week Four Age: 34 Height: 6′1 BMI: 16.21 (Oh shit) Weight: 122.7 pounds Wii Fit Age: -14 
Maybe an hour a day was too much. While I still think I look really good, I may have to buy a whole new wardrobe. I guess that's the downside of losing weight! Also, I think one of my kidneys failed. I'll cut back to 45 minutes a day and let you know how that goes next week. I've got that whole Batman movie premiere coming up, and I'm a little nervous about looking fat. The camera adds 80 lbs, you know. - CB out. [Note -- Bale's diary hasn't been updated in a while, but he must be really busy with all this movie stuff coming up. I'll let you know if I see an update.]
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What would Bale do, indeed?
That may be the greatest image of all time. I can practically hear the sound of Wii Fit sales shooting through the roof.
Fucking A+
We got a Wii over the weekend and the topic of Wii Fit came up. I am still anti-Wii Fit at the moment, but this article may have changed my mind if it truely can make you a famous actor being paid millions for awesome movies.
Superflossy, beautiful work.