Hey, guys, I found Christian Bale's Wii Fit diary. I just copy-pasta'd it below.

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Week One
Age: 34
Height: 6′1
BMI: 25.14 (Overweight)
Weight: 190.2 pounds
Wii Fit Age: 41



Hmmm... CB here. Just saw this picture online, and I can't say I'm exactly looking my best. But I saw that new Wii Fit game, so I'm going to give it a try. I'm writing this Wii Fit diary to keep myself honest. Here goes!

Week Two
Age: 34
Height: 6′1
BMI: 23.96 (Normal weight)
Weight: 182.3 pounds
Wii Fit Age: 32



Wow! I have to say this really works. The shaving minigame was awesome, and my jaw is much more defined as a result. I've also noticed an increased tendency to go shirtless, which is an unexpected side effect. I can't help but think that I can still get a little more definition in my abs, though. Thanks for all your support, and the great feedback I've gotten on this project. - CB

Week Three
Age: 34
Height: 6′1
BMI: 23.27 (Normal weight)
Weight: 176.5 pounds
Wii Fit Age: 23



Well, I'm pleased as punch. Not only can I see increased definition in my abs, but I'm comfortable going pantsless now too. Sometimes I have to cover my eyes so I don't get distracted by my own beauty. And to top it off, my Wii Fit age keeps getting lower and lower! I've only been spending half an hour a day, but I think I'm going to up my time and shoot for an hour a day next week. - CB

Week Four
Age: 34
Height: 6′1
BMI: 16.21 (Oh shit)
Weight: 122.7 pounds
Wii Fit Age: -14



Maybe an hour a day was too much. While I still think I look really good, I may have to buy a whole new wardrobe. I guess that's the downside of losing weight! Also, I think one of my kidneys failed. I'll cut back to 45 minutes a day and let you know how that goes next week. I've got that whole Batman movie premiere coming up, and I'm a little nervous about looking fat. The camera adds 80 lbs, you know. - CB out.

[Note -- Bale's diary hasn't been updated in a while, but he must be really busy with all this movie stuff coming up. I'll let you know if I see an update.]