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Uncommon, some wear on the edges.


First game: TI Invaders (Space Invaders knock-off) for the TI-99 "home computer". Either that or the Pac-Man built into the glass-top tables at Mr. Gatti's Pizza.
First console: NES
First world-altering game secret: JUSTIN BAILEY
First Arcade: Aladdin's Palace
First "mature" game: Leisure Suit Larry
First PC: 386SX 16 mHz w/40 MB HDD, Win 3.0, & 640x480 VGA baby!
First FPS: Wolfenstein 3D
First game mastered: Street Fighter II Turbo - Hyper Fighting (SNES)
First LAN deathmatch: Duke Nukem 3D
Great Game Reawakening: Living in an apartment with all sixth generation consoles and 3 gaming rigs.

New Systems: Wii, DS.
Somehow now owns: PS3
Randomly owns: SEGA Nomad, Game Gear, Genesis II, Sega CD
Cannot afford but is thinking about intercepting return RROD coffin: Xbox 360.
Currently playing: Rock Band, Zack & Wiki, Unreal Tournament III

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A present for our cblog nazis: 7 commandments, in stone tablet form! MaxVest | 2:04 PM on 11.18.2007 15 comments

Since I haven't figured out a way to complain about cblog nazis without committing massive hypocrisy, I figured I would come bearing gifts instead. Seven of them. In stone tablet form. The Seven Destructoid Forum Commandments seem applicable to the community blogs as well, so I've substituted references to the community blogosphere where suitable. As this is the Word of Robot, all other language has been kept in its pristine condition. Feel free to copy these if you wish, and paste them in the comments of blog offenders. At least with the reprimand will come learning, and indoctrination into the ways of the Dtoidism. Enjoy! Attached photos: