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3:27 PM on 12.27.2008

My New Job As A Chicken Sexer -- Not What I Thought It Would Be

That is the last time I fail to read the job description before applying.   read

5:28 PM on 12.11.2008

Impressions: Playstation Home

Some quick first thoughts on PlayStation Home, almost completely in boring text: - I was prepared to hate it, but it's not bad. Not great, but it has some potential. - Load times aren't as bad as I was led to believe. - Th...   read

8:35 PM on 09.18.2008

Feel the Hatred: Game Blogs (Stealin Ma Game Time)

I've never been what you'd call a heavy gamer. Sure, there was that time I neglected to ask beforehand what exactly my official duties would be as The Outback Steakhouse Bloomin' Onion Boy of the Year (BOTY) 1994. But even as...   read

12:54 PM on 07.16.2008

E3 takes advice from Nintendo, caters to casual journalists

If you're like me -- and there's no real reason not to be* -- you have an uncontrollable addiction to Google News. And like flowers blooming after a fresh spring rain, or mushrooms popping up from a fresh bovine deposit of fe...   read

12:37 PM on 06.02.2008

Christian Bale's Wii Fit Diary

Hey, guys, I found Christian Bale's Wii Fit diary. I just copy-pasta'd it below. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Week One Age: 34 Height: 6′1 BMI: 25.14 (Overweight...   read

10:13 AM on 06.02.2008

If You Love It, Change It - Imagine: Babyz

[Title is in no way a diaper joke] Imagine: Babyz for the Nintendo DS is a great game*, full of baby-type activities**, but even GOTY*** material can be improved on. For example, many of the DS hardware features could have b...   read

6:17 PM on 05.13.2008

Some helpful game-making tips for Dr. Boa

Is there such a thing as too much experience? I think so. 15 years is a long time to be making games, Dr. Boa (M.D. or Ph.D.?), and I think you need my help. Hillary Clinton has decided to embrace the opinions of the least ed...   read

4:30 PM on 05.07.2008

MGS Podtoid: I too am not a voice actor but I play one on TV

Free stuff. It's great. Especially when you don't pay for it. To catch you up, Reverend Anthony is giving away the Metal Gear Solid Essential Collection for saying something mean to Chad [link]. So basically, if you're the ...   read

1:51 PM on 04.29.2008

Why I Will Not Be Buying GTA IV: All Lies Edition

There are five reasons why I will not be buying GTA IV. 1. Niko Bellic is ethnic, and I am extremely uncomfortable playing as a swarthy foreign character. There's a reason they're called immigrants... I'm assuming we're a...   read

12:50 PM on 04.02.2008

Unfair games -- does anyone still make them?

I must rant on the topic of game unfairness. I recently dug my NES out of the basement and brought it home. My girlfriend and I have been co-oping our way through the Tengen version of Gauntlet [link]. That game is a bitch. B...   read

11:01 AM on 03.27.2008

Summa Departs From EG / GGL

So, if you hadn't heard [link], former Destructoid Editor-In-Chief Robert Summa was let go from his position at Epileptic Gaming [link] (owned by the Global Gaming League [GGL]). Apparently it was part of a restructuring, a...   read

10:40 AM on 03.19.2008

An Urgent Plea for a Video Games-Based Economy

Times are tough, especially in the States. People are worried about inflation, about prices going up but income staying the same. They're looking for answers. Not an artist's rendition, but carefully-plotted data. Here is ...   read

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