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You know you've hit it big when Tim Lincecum wears a hat with your name on it. What's that? That's Max wearing the hat? Why would he wear a hat with a picture of himself on it? That's just weird jk :)
Awesome drawings. I'm guessing you had a thing for Boba Fett!
Awesome drawings. I'm guessing you had a thing for Boba Fett!
I found funny that Daphne doesnt know the rules of internet: You flame, get your gloves and prepare to fight...
You kind of have a Sergio Arognes vibe going on with your art. I enjoy it. Speaking of enjoying, your comfort on camera makes me smile. Like at the end of Men in Black when the world was revealed to be an alien god-child's marble, I see you and Tara out there on the "West Coast" (whatever that means) living and working in the marble of my mind. That may seem a bit odd to say but I've had like, three bottles of Robitussin and haven't eaten more than a handful of Triscuits in a few days so yeah,a bit tired. Anywho, thanks for sharing all the pretty pictures!
I was mostly offended by the "closet" part of "closet homosexual." I wrote an article about videogame dudes I want to bang. I'm not hiding my gay side very well.
@Rexwolf2 -- There used to be a Max Scoville Cafepress shop, but it's long sunken into the shifting sands of cyberspace. I made the shop just so that I could get the hat, but posted a link on MySpace for shits. Then this girl I'd had a crush on in high school ended up buying a thong/tank top and sending me pictures of her modelling them. This was the same girl who'd said a couple years prior that she didn't like me "like that." Fuck yeah.
@Ali D -- If you do your research, you'll find that Boba Fett totally kicked IG-88's ass in Shadows Of The Empire.
@Jim -- Seriously. If you're ever in the closet for a prolonged amount of time, it's probably because you can't figure out what to wear. I just don't fully understand how getting called gay by a lesbian makes any sense. That's not even the pot calling the kettle black, that's like the pot calling the kettle kitchenware.
@Ali D -- If you do your research, you'll find that Boba Fett totally kicked IG-88's ass in Shadows Of The Empire.
@Jim -- Seriously. If you're ever in the closet for a prolonged amount of time, it's probably because you can't figure out what to wear. I just don't fully understand how getting called gay by a lesbian makes any sense. That's not even the pot calling the kettle black, that's like the pot calling the kettle kitchenware.
On the Jim/Daphne thing... best comment that sums up the whole situation was the second one on her blog:
"This posting seems to lack merit and newsworthiness. If Jim had replied to your girlfriend’s provocations with a learned discussion on women in the gaming industry, that would be noteworthy.
However, your girlfriend agitated an individual known for his acerbic, biting nature and chauvinism. For you and her to be upset at his response is rather irrational. This is like walking behind a horse, slapping it on the buttocks and being bewildered that it kicked you 10 feet into the air.
If your goal is truly to bring about a positive change in perceptions of women in the gaming community and industry, then I believe you and your girlfriend are going about it in the wrong way. Complaining about a problem rarely fixes it. Complaining about a problem you, or in this instance, your girlfriend, created and then demanding that someone else should fix it is merely hypocrisy."
This pretty much sums up the whole thing in my mind.
"This posting seems to lack merit and newsworthiness. If Jim had replied to your girlfriend’s provocations with a learned discussion on women in the gaming industry, that would be noteworthy.
However, your girlfriend agitated an individual known for his acerbic, biting nature and chauvinism. For you and her to be upset at his response is rather irrational. This is like walking behind a horse, slapping it on the buttocks and being bewildered that it kicked you 10 feet into the air.
If your goal is truly to bring about a positive change in perceptions of women in the gaming community and industry, then I believe you and your girlfriend are going about it in the wrong way. Complaining about a problem rarely fixes it. Complaining about a problem you, or in this instance, your girlfriend, created and then demanding that someone else should fix it is merely hypocrisy."
This pretty much sums up the whole thing in my mind.
That first Zombie pic is amazing, you should do more massive zombie apocalypse pictures. Maybe draw a pic that shows what would happen if the T-virus suddenly broke out at Dtoid HQ.
I love that your Deviant Art includes pics of both Nosferatu and Holden Caulfield. Lets get a VS pic.
My tired eyes read "sexually-charged emails from Cliffy B." Kind of disappointed that's not the case.
I love the triceratops and Nosferatu.
I love the triceratops and Nosferatu.
